1/10
Cut scene already!!!
29 May 2013
Oh man, what a lame film. Not because it's a b-movie, or 'cause it was cheap or didn't have effect or top notch actors, but because it was just the most lifeless, annoying, intentionally naive piece of crap ever. It was more boring than "Babes at the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama." Just childish.

It also has the three ugliest pair of breasts you'll ever see. What was WRONG with those three women? Quigley's breasts look... just weird... The other one was scrawny and off-putting... Only the tall one had a sweet face, but her rigid, doctored funbags were just disturbing to stare at.

I never thought a film would succeed in making three naked girls in a bathtub boring, but wow, did it ever succeed. They just keep touching themselves and rubbing their breasts over and over and over.. and over.. AND OVER... IT NEVER ENDS... It's the most boring, unpassionate thing in the world. Nothing sexy about it, oh man, I was praying the scene would cut. In the beginning too, it's the same deal. The first third of the film is made up of three ten-minute scenes, where they just plant the camera and let the "actors" talk. And talk. AND TALK. Make iT STOP!!!
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