1/10
A movie from 1978 that makes Laserblast seem like The Deer Hunter
21 April 2013
I keep a list of my picks for worst movies ever, arranged by year. Until I watched this slipshod hunk of insanity, Laserblast was my entry for 1978. It has now been deleted. That is all.

What's that? I still have to fill ten lines? Okay. Message from Space is one of those movies that epitomizes the astonishment that washes over you as you're staring at a bad movie like a deer caught in headlights, thoughts bursting: This was made by humans who possess the same mental faculties as me? Money was spent on this? Okay, not a lot, but it must have cost something to turn that mall or office building in a spaceship interior... right? Mystic walnuts that seek out eight heroes, inexplicably? Would that have even been a credible story element pre-cinema, centuries ago? You still would have been laughed out of the campfire fairytale gathering. Vic Morrow looks like he's wondering if he can stand up, shake his head and walk off the set, cursing, at any given moment. Is the dialogue this ridiculous in the original Japanese translation? Wow, look at all of the craftsmanship that went into the spaceship designs. The designers and model makers must have really (and probably still do) hate the IDIOT DIRECTOR AND CINEMATOGRAPHER.
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