Wow! I never thought a movie could leave me speechless. I never thought a movie could make me want to find the person responsible for it's inception and kill them. I never thought a movie could make even the saint that is Phillip Schofield look bad. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, behold: Keith Lemon - The Movie is such a movie. There are not the words in the English - or any language to accurately describe how awful this movie is. It's not that it is bad - it is that it is SO bad! It defies belief! I mean, somebody actually had to read the script/screenplay and green light this pile of trash - let alone fund it! Avoid this movie like the plague because if you do not, you will never get back the eighty five minutes of your life that you have wasted on something that will make you wish that the medium of film had never been invented - Thomas Edison will be turning in his grave - you have been warned...
Review of Keith Lemon: The Film
