To keep short: It was disgusting. The roles were completely random. The costumes, change from scene to scene. The cameraman had certainly no experience. The cuts were so awful that it was sometimes so hard figure whats going on. The plot did not really exist. It was certainly all reused stuff from other film. It was so confusing like watching a monthy python movie BUT in a negative way. I think I haven't seen a lot of movies were you got to see so many rope-swings. It was like rope-swing move, and again, and again... incredibly bad. All of the robots were useless and stupid. Why did fight with simple sabres instead of using laser weapons??? They had laser weapons but only sometimes.
Review of The Ice Pirates
