I signed up to IMDb solely so I could write a review on this hideous movie.
My friend and I hired this movie because we were in the mood for something gory along the lines of Saw or Hostel.
What we got was the most ridiculous steaming turd movie I've ever seen.
We should have seen it coming, the director cast his wife who speaks ridiculously broken English as the lead actress. Off to a bad start.
It wasn't until I went through and read some other reviews that some of the ridiculous, and pointless scenes in this movie came flooding back to haunt me... The cutting in half of a child from head to toe, the nude man dismembering a carcass that went for about 5 minutes, I seem to remember a man hacking off someone's head with a shovel and then saying something along the lines of "don't lose your head".
I even remember some sort of sexual assault of a woman who had been punched in the face by a detective.
The worst part about this movie is that my friend forgot to take it back, and as a result we got charged 50 dollars.
It's like paying someone 50 dollars and getting them to belt your head against a wall for 90 minutes.
Does that sound like a sensible financial decision? No? Neither is paying to watch Dark Divorce.
My friend and I hired this movie because we were in the mood for something gory along the lines of Saw or Hostel.
What we got was the most ridiculous steaming turd movie I've ever seen.
We should have seen it coming, the director cast his wife who speaks ridiculously broken English as the lead actress. Off to a bad start.
It wasn't until I went through and read some other reviews that some of the ridiculous, and pointless scenes in this movie came flooding back to haunt me... The cutting in half of a child from head to toe, the nude man dismembering a carcass that went for about 5 minutes, I seem to remember a man hacking off someone's head with a shovel and then saying something along the lines of "don't lose your head".
I even remember some sort of sexual assault of a woman who had been punched in the face by a detective.
The worst part about this movie is that my friend forgot to take it back, and as a result we got charged 50 dollars.
It's like paying someone 50 dollars and getting them to belt your head against a wall for 90 minutes.
Does that sound like a sensible financial decision? No? Neither is paying to watch Dark Divorce.