Ninja (2009)
1/10
You have GOT to be kidding me! **SPOILERS**
20 December 2009
Warning: Spoilers
Are you people out of your minds? STUPID. Bad acting. Poor script. Ridiculous plot. Completely predictable from beginning to end. OK, I suppose it wasn't COMPLETELY predictable. Just when I thought I knew exactly what was going to happen, it got even dumber. I must say, I got some great laughs. Just about everything in this move was ridiculous and not believable. Batman wings? Seriously? So predictable...why was the only guy wearing black in the beginning, the soon-to-be-bad- guy? When she orders coffee and "two sandwiches"....what? Who wrote this? the restaurant only has one kind of sandwich coming from a guy that just happens to be from the "secret brotherhood"? A brotherhood run by a guy who claims, "We control the lifeblood of this planet." HUH?? What the heck is he talking about? A brand new plot twist? What the heck is the lifeblood? Their cool matching jackets, hoodies and scars? Even to the bitter end...the cop hands him a U.S. passport when he was never even a U.S. citizen. Is he going to have to run around and collect all his ancient weapons sticking out of dead guys?
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