Urban Legend (1998)
1/10
Dumbest film I've ever seen
2 August 2009
Warning: Spoilers
Things I've learned from watching "Urban Legend."

1. A girl can be tied to her bed, beaten to death, her throat slit, and then her blood will spell out on the wall, "aren't you glad you didn't turn the light on." The police will believe it's a suicide, not a murder.

2. Police take murder very lightly.

3. A murder and an unconfirmed suicide is no reason to increase security on campus.

4. There's no way to differ between someone being murdered and someone having sex.

5. Wearing a hooded jacket covers your face.

6. If a guy at a gas station see's a murderer hiding behind the back seat of someone's car, he won't tell her until after she's driven off.

7. A young, skinny teenage girl has the strength to murder a dozen men in two days.

8. Being shot, and then thrown out of glass window from a tall building won't kill the murderer.

9. College students in 1999 didn't have cell phones.

10. The murderer will wait years to get revenge.

11. At the end of the movie, the murderer will have enrolled in another college, and what she did will be considered an urban legend. Because unlike Columbine and Virginia Tech, the killing of a dozen students on a college campus wouldn't make national news.

12. Also, the killing of 20 people on a college campus 20 years ago wouldn't be national news and a known fact, it would be an urban legend.
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