You know when two people from the same family have a kid it can result in down syndrome....
So when I say that Sex Drive is the love child of 'American Pie' and 'Road Trip' I am referring to it in that manner, not as a compliment! 1. The main character, Ian, is an absolute rip off of Jim from American Pie, but without the heart or empathy that Jim garnered.
2. He's older brother and best friend are both part Stifflers. The older brother plays the jerk who makes gay references the entire time, while he's best friend plays the objectifying and womanizing lothario. Unfortunately, you actually liked Stiffler though. Of course you did. We all know who Sean William Scott is now. If nobody had heard of X-men then James Marsden would have just killed he's career even more so.
3. The best friend, the womanizer, is played by a fat dorky guy named Clark Duke. Makes sense. Women are falling over themselves to sleep with the fat dorky guy. But wait, he's referred to as cool in the movie! Why? Nobody knows. He never does anything except say 'chill out' or some crap that makes him irresistible to women. Upon watching the movie I wondered why I recognized this guy and then I remembered the superbad DVD commentary. They mention Clark Duke cause he kept jumping into every scene in the house party ruining continuity. I also remember when I watched it thinking 'who is that fat dorky looking emo in nearly every shot'. Congratulations Clark Duke. You can tell your grandkids you were in a funny movie. Yeah, the one where you never say any lines and try to ruin it! 4. This movie is completely summarized in one quote by Clark Duke near the end of the film when he turns to the camera and says 'These things never happen in real life'.
This sums up this movie entirely. Everything in this movie NEVER happens in real life. It's absurd, ludicrous and downright stupid.
Let me just give you one, and one example alone, of the stupidity of this movie.
The movie is about a virgin who drives across the country to finally have sex with a hot blonde girl who will screw him...BUT...10 minutes into the movie he crawls away from a hot blonde girl who is practically trying to rape him on a bed cause he's friend asks where he is......???? WTF
If you had a choice between anaesthesia-free amputation of your balls and watching a movie that insults your intelligence like Sex Drive does, I definitely recommend becoming the eunich soprano for your local church choir.
So when I say that Sex Drive is the love child of 'American Pie' and 'Road Trip' I am referring to it in that manner, not as a compliment! 1. The main character, Ian, is an absolute rip off of Jim from American Pie, but without the heart or empathy that Jim garnered.
2. He's older brother and best friend are both part Stifflers. The older brother plays the jerk who makes gay references the entire time, while he's best friend plays the objectifying and womanizing lothario. Unfortunately, you actually liked Stiffler though. Of course you did. We all know who Sean William Scott is now. If nobody had heard of X-men then James Marsden would have just killed he's career even more so.
3. The best friend, the womanizer, is played by a fat dorky guy named Clark Duke. Makes sense. Women are falling over themselves to sleep with the fat dorky guy. But wait, he's referred to as cool in the movie! Why? Nobody knows. He never does anything except say 'chill out' or some crap that makes him irresistible to women. Upon watching the movie I wondered why I recognized this guy and then I remembered the superbad DVD commentary. They mention Clark Duke cause he kept jumping into every scene in the house party ruining continuity. I also remember when I watched it thinking 'who is that fat dorky looking emo in nearly every shot'. Congratulations Clark Duke. You can tell your grandkids you were in a funny movie. Yeah, the one where you never say any lines and try to ruin it! 4. This movie is completely summarized in one quote by Clark Duke near the end of the film when he turns to the camera and says 'These things never happen in real life'.
This sums up this movie entirely. Everything in this movie NEVER happens in real life. It's absurd, ludicrous and downright stupid.
Let me just give you one, and one example alone, of the stupidity of this movie.
The movie is about a virgin who drives across the country to finally have sex with a hot blonde girl who will screw him...BUT...10 minutes into the movie he crawls away from a hot blonde girl who is practically trying to rape him on a bed cause he's friend asks where he is......???? WTF
If you had a choice between anaesthesia-free amputation of your balls and watching a movie that insults your intelligence like Sex Drive does, I definitely recommend becoming the eunich soprano for your local church choir.