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Things to learn from scorpion king 2
2 December 2008
Warning: Spoilers
1. Whites comprise much of the civilization b/w the Euphrates and Tigris rivers rather than Arabs/Persians

2. If oil is engulfed w/ fire, a handful of dirt can extinguish flaming oil

3. Extinguishing the flames on the wall will stop the flaming oil from spreading on the ground

4. an Indian girl can clearly communicate w/ a Chinese person (who only speaks Chinese) by speaking English

5. Don't trust a Greek

6.Randy Couture forgot that he should never trust a Greek

7. A Chinese acrobat can catch a flaming arrow and then chuck it back at the archer w/ pinpoint accuracy and with more force than a bow

8. All Chinese guys are superbly proficient in martial arts

9. Randy Couture uses black magic

10. Despite knowing black magic, Randy Couture doesn't see that the Greek had no intention of serving him

11. Kings practice MMA w/ their bodyguards

12. Every citizen wears middle-ages clothing.

13. The main city of Arcadia is located in the middle of the desert without any water supplies or fields.

14. Despite how many times you lie to an Chinese guy, he will always follow you, and eventually setup a store in your town.

15.The King's palace is best placed right in front of the city gates.

16.Randy Couture keeps a replica Sword of Damocles on his table.

17. A white woman and an Latin man can produce a half Filipino warrior.

18. If someone is trying to kill you because you told them there would be vast treasure, point them to a single ring and they will leave you alone.

19. If you are hired as the kings bodyguard,he will let you have sex with most of his concubines.

20. If somebody tells you that Underworld is a shortcut to China then you should consider it twice.

21. Prisoners learn English very fast. One second they don't understand it, the other second they do.

22. Even if you don't look like your father, people who are in debt to him will recognize you as his son.

23. Everyone spoke English in Egypt and used words like "agitated"

24. If you are a queen of power, you must talk slowly, real slow. So slow in fact, that you ensure all viewers have disappeared for a coffee and cake only to return to the next scene when, supposedly something else is supposed to happen.

25. The King's veteran elite personal guard can be taken out by a new single Black Scorpion and his untrained brother.

26. Even though tea was discovered 1000BC, the Accadians knew of it. As Mathayus mentions " a cup of tea" at the end.

27. If I don't want to marry my arranged fiancé, I can run away, steal my dowry, and return back to my village as if it were no big deal.

28.Getting branded by hot branding iron leaves no smoke.

29. If you're enough of an acrobat, and have the aid of a bumbling Greek poet, you can catch a magically spinning sword without losing a hand or even getting a cut.
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