5/10
Mafia Vampires
24 July 2008
Warning: Spoilers
This film has not aged well...

The plot line is that a hot female vampire who can't act her way out of a wet paper bag decides that she is going to start feeding on Mafia associates because they deserve it, anyway. (Or, as she euphemistically puts it, going out for Italian.) She drains the local godfather, but fails to decapitate him afterwards, causing him to come back to life and convert his whole crew into vampires. She teams up with an undercover cop to hunt them down.

That's the plot in a nutshell. The rest is filler.

Some other notes. THere are a number of scenes on television culled from better vampire movies starring Christopher Lee and Bela Lugosi. There's also a scene with Dan Quayle looking especially goofy on TV. (Not sure why they included this, other than it was 1992, and they wanted to ridicule Dan Quayle.)

The lead actress does a number of full nude shots and a pretty graphic sex scene you'd never see in a movie today.

The highlight of this movie is Robert Loggia playing the Vampire Don. "When you're made in this family, you're made by me!"
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