The sequel is an unmitigated disaster. This is definitely worthy of the title of modern Ed Wood picture. Well, maybe not. Wood's films are entertainingly bad. Like all the worst movies ever made, Boll's films are just dreadfully boring. This one actually has a decent premise to start with: set in the Wild West (vampires, even half ones, I guess, are immortal), Rayne (the role taken over by Natassia Malthe) must kill a vampire Billy the Kid (Zack Ward), who has taken over a small town. Now, the idea of a vampire Billy the Kid sold me on the movie immediately. That could be hilarious, right? Sigh. It didn't even feel like there was a director on the set of this one. Almost nothing happens. It feels like they were working off a script written on a cocktail napkin, a script that consisted of only the words "Billy Kid is a vampire". And has an Eastern European accent for some reason. And who prefers to feast on children, which gives the entire movie, as bad as it already is, an even more unlikeable tone. Wonder whose decision that was. This one doesn't even have the good taste to show the audience boobs, and the gore budget was obviously a lot lower. Gun fights are a lot more boring than sword fights, even poorly done sword fights. This is easily one of the worst movies I've ever seen.
Review of BloodRayne II: Deliverance
