I'm deducting 2 stars for how ill this movie made me.
Why did NO one warn me that the ENTIRE film was shaky, hand-held video? (I thought it would just be the opening party scene.)
"The Blair Witch Project" did the same thing to me.
THE X-FILES EXPLANATION: About 40 minutes into every X-Files episode, there was a kind of an explanation for that week's monster. (Something) might have happened to (create/release) this sort of a (monster/disease)!"
The same thing happens here 40 minutes in. Pay attention, cuz it's the only sort of explanation you're going to get.
(But I have a sneaking suspicion this is the monster that's been stomping around "Lost" island for the last few years!)
I'm left wondering:
Why does anyone live in Manhattan anymore? It's always being attacked by gigantic Godzilla-like monsters, Muslim extremists, tsunamis, aliens in spaceships, killer viruses, zombies, Donald Trump...
Why did NO one warn me that the ENTIRE film was shaky, hand-held video? (I thought it would just be the opening party scene.)
"The Blair Witch Project" did the same thing to me.
THE X-FILES EXPLANATION: About 40 minutes into every X-Files episode, there was a kind of an explanation for that week's monster. (Something) might have happened to (create/release) this sort of a (monster/disease)!"
The same thing happens here 40 minutes in. Pay attention, cuz it's the only sort of explanation you're going to get.
(But I have a sneaking suspicion this is the monster that's been stomping around "Lost" island for the last few years!)
I'm left wondering:
Why does anyone live in Manhattan anymore? It's always being attacked by gigantic Godzilla-like monsters, Muslim extremists, tsunamis, aliens in spaceships, killer viruses, zombies, Donald Trump...