Whatever you do, do NOT, I repeat do NOT spend ANY money on this movie. If it shows up on IFC one night, call and cancel your cable or satellite service. Yes, this movie is that bad. I have no idea what movie Jared from Boston watched when he wrote his review, but it could not have been the same one I saw.
Now, don't get me wrong. I love good, independent, low budget movies as much as I love Hollywood blockbusters and I have seen A LOT of movies, but this thing, wow, it's just plain bad. The story was horrid, some satanic voice over in the beginning making you think it was going to be something to do with demons. I think that was added after production to try and make it sound more interesting. ZERO suspense, horrible acting and cinematography that would make a hyperactive spastic 5 year old with a camcorder look like Orson Welles.
Oh and one more thing. Nice try with the Cohen Bros Productions during the opening credits. There may be COHEN Bros Productions, but they have NOTHING to do with the COEN Brothers. Don't let this fool you; this has as much in common with Joel and Ethan Coen as Ed Wood had with George Lucas.
I thought this might be one of those diamonds in the rough, but it turned out to be just another unpolished turd.
Now, don't get me wrong. I love good, independent, low budget movies as much as I love Hollywood blockbusters and I have seen A LOT of movies, but this thing, wow, it's just plain bad. The story was horrid, some satanic voice over in the beginning making you think it was going to be something to do with demons. I think that was added after production to try and make it sound more interesting. ZERO suspense, horrible acting and cinematography that would make a hyperactive spastic 5 year old with a camcorder look like Orson Welles.
Oh and one more thing. Nice try with the Cohen Bros Productions during the opening credits. There may be COHEN Bros Productions, but they have NOTHING to do with the COEN Brothers. Don't let this fool you; this has as much in common with Joel and Ethan Coen as Ed Wood had with George Lucas.
I thought this might be one of those diamonds in the rough, but it turned out to be just another unpolished turd.