My fondness for crappy B movies occasionally yields a gem. While this is not a gem it has a truly bizarre plot that no self respecting filmmaker would ever consider, which is probably why I love B movies. Let me summarize... some random stuff happens, zombies come, people flee to a bunker, more random stuff happens that includes people barking random things and being angry... then the weird stuff begins.
Main character (MC) is bitten by a zombie so the hard ass guy with the shotgun decides to lock MC in the basement with a chained zombie because everyone knows that zombie bites are not good. So MC is in the basement just long enough to poke at the zombie's penis (through it's pants) with a handy tree limb until the penis falls off. What would you do with a zombie penis? Naturally you would wrap it and put it in your pocket for later. Then the shotgun asshole has an inexplicable change of heart and brings the bitten MC back upstairs. We learn that MC is not a doctor but comes from a long line of doctors and 'knows the basics' whatever the heck that means. This saves him from going back to the basement. Apparently doctoring is passed on through the genes. The bunker is some sort of government facility covered in graffiti, apparently things went downhill fast after the apocalypse. The bunker is equipped with a multitude of things useful in B zombie movies such as a basement room with a chain with iron collar fastened to the wall; another room where the lights strobe (we know something bad will happen here later), a pole with a noose that happens to be perfect for capturing zombies but unfortunately the bunker has no food. Later we learn that the zombies are caused by alien parasites that turn men into zombies and make their penises fall off but turns the girls into horny, lusty vixens that can't wait to tear their clothes off. Luckily for MC, getting bit by a zombie means nothing in this movie. Luckily for the world, MC discovers that the aliens can't handle their liquor, especially cheap whiskey so the world is saved by the survivors all getting drunk and shooting zombies. WE WIN!
Main character (MC) is bitten by a zombie so the hard ass guy with the shotgun decides to lock MC in the basement with a chained zombie because everyone knows that zombie bites are not good. So MC is in the basement just long enough to poke at the zombie's penis (through it's pants) with a handy tree limb until the penis falls off. What would you do with a zombie penis? Naturally you would wrap it and put it in your pocket for later. Then the shotgun asshole has an inexplicable change of heart and brings the bitten MC back upstairs. We learn that MC is not a doctor but comes from a long line of doctors and 'knows the basics' whatever the heck that means. This saves him from going back to the basement. Apparently doctoring is passed on through the genes. The bunker is some sort of government facility covered in graffiti, apparently things went downhill fast after the apocalypse. The bunker is equipped with a multitude of things useful in B zombie movies such as a basement room with a chain with iron collar fastened to the wall; another room where the lights strobe (we know something bad will happen here later), a pole with a noose that happens to be perfect for capturing zombies but unfortunately the bunker has no food. Later we learn that the zombies are caused by alien parasites that turn men into zombies and make their penises fall off but turns the girls into horny, lusty vixens that can't wait to tear their clothes off. Luckily for MC, getting bit by a zombie means nothing in this movie. Luckily for the world, MC discovers that the aliens can't handle their liquor, especially cheap whiskey so the world is saved by the survivors all getting drunk and shooting zombies. WE WIN!