5/10
Attack of the (put monster name here).
9 December 2007
Mansquito, Mega Snake, Ice Spiders, and now a big squid just waiting to be turned into delicious calamari. Tibor Takács has a lot of experience giving us the latest dangerous creature, and he doesn't do anything different here.

Not only do we have a giant sea creature, but it comes with an interesting story about Greek mythology and a Snidely Whiplash character (Jack Scalia) that plans to steal the treasure and kill everyone. You already know how he ends up.

I was most interested in having some long-held beliefs dispelled in this movie. I was always under the impression that large breasts and IQ were inversely proportional, especially if the large breasts came with blonde hair. I was wrong. We see here two large-breasted blonde's doing scientific research with sophisticated equipment. Only one of them - the student intern (Kristi Angus) - spends a lot of her time attached to the closest hunk (Cory Monteith). The scientist, Victoria Pratt from "Mutant X", is interested in proving her theory, so the interested hunk (Charlie O'Connell - Cruel Intentions) will just have to wait until the mission is over.

I only tuned into this to see Christa Campbell, who managed to get eaten without saying a line.
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