Review of P2

P2 (2007)
2/10
I don't understand what people are seeing!!
10 November 2007
I will never give a movie a 0-1 because I know how much goes into making a movie and to make it this far its not a 0-1. This movie was terrible, the script had to be written by a 7 year old, and the acting was horrible. There were parts of the movie when I didn't know if I should laugh or be scared, if there was any suspense to this movie at all. The lead character, (the security guy) was a terrible terrible actor and played his role out like a whiny girl at times in this movie.

I found myself looking around not sure what people around me were doing in the "empty" movie. So I figured I'd give it a shot and a comment here gave it a 10 out of 10. By no means was this a 10 out of 10 because at some parts I felt like I was watching a horror movie spoof where they make fun of other horror movies. I am not a harsh critic and don't point my finger and say "that sucks!!". Never in my life have I thought about getting up and leaving a movie, for the fact that I felt like I was going no where and it was an utter waste of time and money.

There are very good thrillers out there, ones that keep you on the edge of your seat, ones that keep you guessing, and ones that just mystify you:

This one kept me on the edge of my seat because I didn't know if I should walk out or not.

I am someone who does get scared and I am not afraid to say I was scared, but I jumped at one point in this movie, and thats it. A thriller should be jumpy and have you guessing whats going on, a thriller should have you not expect whats going to happen next, and P2 seriously did none of those for me. The only things that weren't predictable was what that security guard was going to say or do next because I swear everything was horrible improv.

I never leave comments and I rarely go out of my way to do this stuff, but please do not watch this movie, save it for BEE movie or something that you will actually laugh a couple times. I was sickened at how bad this movie was and sickened that other people like it, I would love to see this movie in the 3's because thats what it deserves. IF for some reason you don't follow this guide, which is totally understandable, I hope you come back and read this again and say, wow he was right.

I gave this a 2 stars out of 10, not out of hate or harshness to anything, but I gave it a 2 only because they had to put a lot of time into making the movie....THAT IS ALL!!!
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