True, "Rise" is not much of a movie. But Lucy Liu in the part of Sadie Blake, journalist-come-undead-dominatrix? I'm sure not even the pope could resist. Gentlemen, don't give your girlfriends a hard time for not wanting to come along. This is to them as "Dirty Dancing" is to you. Go by yourself or with a couple of like-minded friends for a great night out at the downtown morgue. Small surprise hearts are broken and blood is spilt as slender Lucy fights the forces of evil, loosing not only her life, but also all her clothes in the process. At 38, she is hotter than most twenty-something starlets crowding the Hollywood party circuit. If there's chicks like her in hell, I'll gladly pass on paradise.
Review of Rise: Blood Hunter
