Wow, this movie was awful! I am not a cheap man. I would never send back food at a restaurant unless it has poison in it. However the thought did cross my mind (at least TEN times) to walk out of this monstrosity of images and to ask for my money back. The principal of contributing money to this fiasco is what hurts and I will live with this pain for the rest of my life.
As "The Ten" went on and on and on and on, I kept telling myself "one of these Ten vignettes must be good. One out of ten is not bad odds, unless you are witnessing "The Ten." I actually went to see it because my girlfriend was craving a film (at the theatre) and I did not want to condone any of the mainstream fluff at the big theatres. Some disturbed soul on this site said they had not seen a movie this good in a long time. Well, whoever said that probably hadn't seen a film since Deuce Bigalow II and before that, Judge Dread (or any other Rob Schneider vehicle).
Long story short, forget waisting money. Don't waste your time. Paul Rudd as the narrator is annoying and boring. Jessica Alba manages to come off unattractive because her acting is so bad. Talents like Oliver Platt, Winona Ryder and Liev Schreiber are misused.
This nightmare spans about 95 minutes and almost every second was excruciating. If I had to name a redeeming quality it would be seeing Winona Ryder in her bra (which was nice, but not worth it). Don't let my star rating fool you, I would have chosen zero out of ten stars if this site allowed it.
As "The Ten" went on and on and on and on, I kept telling myself "one of these Ten vignettes must be good. One out of ten is not bad odds, unless you are witnessing "The Ten." I actually went to see it because my girlfriend was craving a film (at the theatre) and I did not want to condone any of the mainstream fluff at the big theatres. Some disturbed soul on this site said they had not seen a movie this good in a long time. Well, whoever said that probably hadn't seen a film since Deuce Bigalow II and before that, Judge Dread (or any other Rob Schneider vehicle).
Long story short, forget waisting money. Don't waste your time. Paul Rudd as the narrator is annoying and boring. Jessica Alba manages to come off unattractive because her acting is so bad. Talents like Oliver Platt, Winona Ryder and Liev Schreiber are misused.
This nightmare spans about 95 minutes and almost every second was excruciating. If I had to name a redeeming quality it would be seeing Winona Ryder in her bra (which was nice, but not worth it). Don't let my star rating fool you, I would have chosen zero out of ten stars if this site allowed it.