Review of Noah's Ark

Noah's Ark (1999)
7/10
Oh stop your moaning
6 April 2007
Warning: Spoilers
When are the Christians world wide going to realise that they do NOT own the monopoly on God and that their years of rule over the destiny of nations is OVER.

This was a comical movie made about one of the biggest fairy tales in the bible. It is just that. A movie built on a legend. Nothing more than King Athur etc.

Science has proved that there was no world wide flood and that the flood of the bible was regional, most probably caused by the flooding from the Black Sea at about the same time in history.

If you are stupid enough to believe the biblical story had world wide repercussions, please explain how noah went about loading off each species unique to its country i.e. kangaroos in Australia, off at each continent while floating around without a rudder.

If he could manage that he deserved the BLUE RIBBON because the old fart's boat had to be flying.

Every time a old legend or story gets turned into movie you do not hear the whole world or even the authors bitching.

Christians should stop the moaning and complaining. If you don't like the movie, don't watch it and leave the rest of the world to entertain themselves with your silly myths and legends.
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