This film is UNBELIEVABLE!!!!! I haven't laughed so much in ages!
Is it just me.... or do the two main actors have massive teeth? I'm thinking the tooth found in the underwater cable belongs to one of them , Lord knows they have enough to spare!!!
The acting in this mess of a movie is so appalling; I kept expecting there to be a lot more gratuitous nudity and sex scenes, although I've seen pornography with more talent in it.
And what's with the grunting and groaning from the shark? Maybe it read the script and was trying to communicate with it's agent! I'd sue!
Meanwhile, if this is the 3rd in the series, I don't think I want to see the other 2 .... it would be very hard to match the standard of this film.
I'm going to pop down to the DVD store and ask for my 90 minutes and $1.95 back ... I'm not even going to illegally burn this one.... not that I do that sort of thing....
Is it just me.... or do the two main actors have massive teeth? I'm thinking the tooth found in the underwater cable belongs to one of them , Lord knows they have enough to spare!!!
The acting in this mess of a movie is so appalling; I kept expecting there to be a lot more gratuitous nudity and sex scenes, although I've seen pornography with more talent in it.
And what's with the grunting and groaning from the shark? Maybe it read the script and was trying to communicate with it's agent! I'd sue!
Meanwhile, if this is the 3rd in the series, I don't think I want to see the other 2 .... it would be very hard to match the standard of this film.
I'm going to pop down to the DVD store and ask for my 90 minutes and $1.95 back ... I'm not even going to illegally burn this one.... not that I do that sort of thing....