A Time to Die (1991)
1/10
a Time to change the channel
5 April 2006
Traci Lords (who as horrible as she is can still out act Sharon Stone almost any day of the week) is Jackie, a photographer who finds herself being framed for possession of coke by a cop on the take. So she reluctantly teams up with another cop (Jeff Conway, whom his role in Taxi grows more and more ironic throughout the years) to clear her name. This movie is the definition of bad. Horrible acting, totally inept dialog, idiotic action sequences, and a script from Charles Kanganis all collide to make this travesty a must miss. Oh and Jackie has one of the most annoying kids this side of "Problem Child" and Richard Roundtree also has a small part as a police captain (yes the early 90's were a horrid half decade for Shaft).

Eye Candy: Nitchie Barrett gives the only two reasons to even think of subjecting yourself to this, but sadly nothing close to what she showed in "Preppies"

Where I saw it: Showtime Extreme

My Grade: F
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