I've always loved desert movies. And road trip movies. And even some slasher flicks. But come on, this new version of "The Hills Have Eyes" is a complete waste of money, time, talent, and natural resources. Think of all the people working on this film, the time it took from their lives, and the chunks of the Earth's crust that went into creating it and you have to stop and wonder, what the hell good could it possibly do? Well, one quick answer is that audiences are treated--though all too briefly--to the beautifully talented Ted Levine and Kathleen Quinlan. Remember Ted Levine as the beastly bad dude in "Silence of the Lambs"? He receives his filmic revenge here when the cannibalistic mutants have at him.
So, aside from the veterans Levine and Quinlan, some great panoramic shots of the good ol' desert, and one subtle, sweet scene between Quinlan and her kids on the topic of "The Chronic," this re-make doesn't contribute much to the well-being of Americans--as the opening credit sequence leads audiences to believe it might. Wes, where are you buddy?
So, aside from the veterans Levine and Quinlan, some great panoramic shots of the good ol' desert, and one subtle, sweet scene between Quinlan and her kids on the topic of "The Chronic," this re-make doesn't contribute much to the well-being of Americans--as the opening credit sequence leads audiences to believe it might. Wes, where are you buddy?