The Net 2.0 is the sequel to troll 2......I mean the NET.. Which occurs during 2005 "you can tell by all the product placement". The Net 2.0 is the first movie in HISTORY to be completely funded by product placement" Specifically that DAMN PDA phone which gets as much time on screen as the leading women!". The movie, and I use the word movie lightly, plays dramatic music and freezes in on the PDA just about every time she uses it such as when she's in the BATHROOM!. As you can probably guess this really enhances the riveting story that is centered on 1 main character and how her identity is stolen.
The movie opens with a bang as our main leading lady runs through the streets of Istanbul and is chased by the SLOWEST police force on the planet. While she is running she takes pauses and freezes the movie to tell us about her life. First she explains her name is Hope Cassidyis and that her parents died in a plane crash. Then something about her sisters who were never born or something, Then the movie unfreezes and she starts running again. This scene is about all the back story we get from this movie. That and her constantly telling everyone she meets that shes a computer programmer who's really good and that Turkish people want her. Its all really poorly acted. Anyways, back to the endless chase scene. This Opening Scene IS ALL THE ACTION that's in the movie. If you think is going to get better it isn't! If you think that Helicopter on the DVD screen is going to chase Hope then your wrong! You just get to see a Shot of it flying at the end and it lasts 3 seconds and there is NO REASON FOR IT!!!!!!!!! JUST SO THE COULD PUT IT ON THE COVER AND MAKE YOU THINK SHES GOING TO BE CHASED BY A CHOPPER! Its in some Parallel Universe, perhaps in a good movie.
to be fair there is some action spliced through the movie so its not completely unbearable. Also it taught me that everyone, and i mean EVERYONE in Turkey speaks fluent English. The rest of the movie is made up of really bad scenes and REALLY AWFUL acting. One of the sets is a Commercial Jet who's interior has 6, count them 6 seats! Then In one scene when Hope goes to her Job that is Secretly run by the Russian Mafia-Jesus this is stupid, so she enters the main computer terminal that's guarder by a laser mesh thing. Think Resident Evil but REALLY low Budget. She enters the room then sits down and another shot later A WOOD DOOR APPEARS OUT OF NO WHERE! where the lasers use to be. Guess they didn't have the budget for the lasers! They spent a good 20 seconds telling us about the Lasers but hey guess when we have our actress brake into the room will put A DOOR there!
And then there's the scene where are leading Lady changes her suit mid scene. This is only about 1/3 the way in So it gets So much worse, trust me don't rent this! Lastly, there is a scene in which a cop shoots a car 3 times and it BLOWS up!@#!#% Guess its not a good idea to fill your car with propane tanks and Hydrogen...
The movie opens with a bang as our main leading lady runs through the streets of Istanbul and is chased by the SLOWEST police force on the planet. While she is running she takes pauses and freezes the movie to tell us about her life. First she explains her name is Hope Cassidyis and that her parents died in a plane crash. Then something about her sisters who were never born or something, Then the movie unfreezes and she starts running again. This scene is about all the back story we get from this movie. That and her constantly telling everyone she meets that shes a computer programmer who's really good and that Turkish people want her. Its all really poorly acted. Anyways, back to the endless chase scene. This Opening Scene IS ALL THE ACTION that's in the movie. If you think is going to get better it isn't! If you think that Helicopter on the DVD screen is going to chase Hope then your wrong! You just get to see a Shot of it flying at the end and it lasts 3 seconds and there is NO REASON FOR IT!!!!!!!!! JUST SO THE COULD PUT IT ON THE COVER AND MAKE YOU THINK SHES GOING TO BE CHASED BY A CHOPPER! Its in some Parallel Universe, perhaps in a good movie.
to be fair there is some action spliced through the movie so its not completely unbearable. Also it taught me that everyone, and i mean EVERYONE in Turkey speaks fluent English. The rest of the movie is made up of really bad scenes and REALLY AWFUL acting. One of the sets is a Commercial Jet who's interior has 6, count them 6 seats! Then In one scene when Hope goes to her Job that is Secretly run by the Russian Mafia-Jesus this is stupid, so she enters the main computer terminal that's guarder by a laser mesh thing. Think Resident Evil but REALLY low Budget. She enters the room then sits down and another shot later A WOOD DOOR APPEARS OUT OF NO WHERE! where the lasers use to be. Guess they didn't have the budget for the lasers! They spent a good 20 seconds telling us about the Lasers but hey guess when we have our actress brake into the room will put A DOOR there!
And then there's the scene where are leading Lady changes her suit mid scene. This is only about 1/3 the way in So it gets So much worse, trust me don't rent this! Lastly, there is a scene in which a cop shoots a car 3 times and it BLOWS up!@#!#% Guess its not a good idea to fill your car with propane tanks and Hydrogen...