Review of Into the Sun

Into the Sun (2005)
1/10
Read this *spoiler* before your day is *spoiled*
22 September 2005
Warning: Spoilers
I have always been a fan of Steven Seagal. I know he is not as fast as Jet Li or as insane as Jacky Chan but he is by far meaner then the 2. I often describe the way he fight as a giant chewing-gum with hammer. He touch you, you stick to him..he hammers you. BUT... "Into the Sun" has put an end to it. It is by far the worst Steven Seagal movie ever. Heck its probably the worst movie this lifetime. I was so worried about the stunt fighters when they punched Seagal. To punch someone with that much FAT can easily twist your wrist. And half the time I was worried that Seagal was gonna fall asleep half way through his conversation with his new partner. And what is wrong with the director. I can say its more of the director's fault then the actors/actresses. The Japanese lady Seagal falls in love with in the movie can't act to save her own life. In fact the acting was so bad I wonder why it wasn't in the Guinness Book of Record.

Heres my verdict (as if that wasn't enough...). Take the money you were thinking of spending on this movie...change them into coins....and throw them into the lake. It might prove to be more entertaining. By the way...I was the only idiot in the cinema watching this movie.

On a scale of 1-10..I'd say this movie owes me points.
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