...because no one will ever be able to top Shark Attack 3. If you would have come up to me a few hours ago and told me they made a better movie than Shark Attack 2, I would have spit in your face and called you a filthy liar. But you would've been right and I would have been wrong. Sorry, I should have believed you. Out of all of the new generation of B-Films being made for the straight to video market, Shark Attack 3 towers above them. From the insane dialogue (one line is jaw dropping), the mixture of wooden and overacting, the wonderful stock footage, and the surprise appearance near the end, it just don't get no better than this. Plus, those drunken boaters, the republican/militia guy, the ass man and the not ass man, the evil corporation heads, and of course the amazing lead guy and girl make for a perfect ensemble cast. It's like Short Cuts with sharks. Robert Altman could learn a few things from this movie.
Review of Shark Attack 3: Megalodon
