To be brutally honest... I LOVED watching Severed. That's why I
gave it a 1/10 stars because of its starkly unimaginative
story/filming/acting/everything. This film was a RIOT to watch. If
you enjoy watching bad films in order to poke fun at them, you will
really get a kick out of Severed.
The story really doesn't matter, it involves some guy who's bald
and has a sword and goes around beheading random people.
But he has a supernatural twist... nobody ever sees him do it.
Even when, in one very memorable scene, he walks into a
jampacked night club and whacks off some girl's noodle and
nobody sees it.
Severed doesn't merely look like it was filmed on video- it WAS
filmed on someone's home camcorder. The filmmakers had
knowledge of lighting (very thin knowledge) and composition
actually holds together in some scenes. But mostly you can't hear
the actors... you can't understand what they're doing, and you laugh
when the next vicitm gets his pumpkin detatched from his body.
Go and rent this movie. Support films like this- they are a hoot and
a hollar!
gave it a 1/10 stars because of its starkly unimaginative
story/filming/acting/everything. This film was a RIOT to watch. If
you enjoy watching bad films in order to poke fun at them, you will
really get a kick out of Severed.
The story really doesn't matter, it involves some guy who's bald
and has a sword and goes around beheading random people.
But he has a supernatural twist... nobody ever sees him do it.
Even when, in one very memorable scene, he walks into a
jampacked night club and whacks off some girl's noodle and
nobody sees it.
Severed doesn't merely look like it was filmed on video- it WAS
filmed on someone's home camcorder. The filmmakers had
knowledge of lighting (very thin knowledge) and composition
actually holds together in some scenes. But mostly you can't hear
the actors... you can't understand what they're doing, and you laugh
when the next vicitm gets his pumpkin detatched from his body.
Go and rent this movie. Support films like this- they are a hoot and
a hollar!