ddelwood Review of Vampire Hunters

Vampire Hunters (2003)

ok, its bad, but isn't that the point??

[5/10 · 21 March 2004]

let's be honest, when you pick up a dubbed/subtitled cantonese vampire flick, you probably aren't expecting to find a diamond in the rough. my friends and i got exactly what we expected and laughed through the whole thing (ok, some parts were seen at 4x). the music - horrible. the sets - sort of interesting since they were other-culture-ish. the acting - terrible. the dialogue - beautifully terrible. in fact its substrate such as this which really hones down my 'terrible chinese dialogue shtick' that makes me so popular at parties.

oh and the vampire - yikes. we're talking bundle of sticks glued together. worse than 4th grade halloweeen stuff.

overall - great movie since its so bad....