1/10
"Barney's Great Adventure" was scarier.
2 November 1999
Even with the numerous attempts to gross out the audience, this movie simply isn't scary. Wait, no... I may be wrong. The dialogue was terrifyingly bad. There wasn't one sympathetic character in the movie. I found myself wishing they'd hurry up and succumb to their predictable fates. Even the special effects left me feeling like I'd just discovered coal in my stocking at Christmas. The "monster" resembled a large, morphing Rorshach test.

When I saw "The Haunting" recently, I wasn't all that impressed. Now after watching THIS movie, I think comparatively speaking, "The Haunting" is Shakespeare quality. Save your money.
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