What a piece of CRAP. Madonna couldn't have acted her way to a piece of toilet paper in order to wipe the crap from the script. There was NO chemistry between Rupert Everett or Madonna, the script made no sense and was completely unbelievable, there's more humor in a seminar about mold and mildew, and the directing was awful. And the lighting! It looked as if somebody was holding a piece of aluminum foil under Madonna's face whether the scene was supposed to be day or night.
It was as if the VHS tape had a special "odorama" scent that issued a foul odor into the room starting 5 minutes into it, and the foul smell increased to the point my eyes were burning and I couldn't breathe the air without a barf bucket nearby.
Probably one of the worst films I've ever seen, I would have expected Hollywood to implode on itself after this mega stink-fest...
It was as if the VHS tape had a special "odorama" scent that issued a foul odor into the room starting 5 minutes into it, and the foul smell increased to the point my eyes were burning and I couldn't breathe the air without a barf bucket nearby.
Probably one of the worst films I've ever seen, I would have expected Hollywood to implode on itself after this mega stink-fest...