A rowdy clan of cartoon sharks meets the castaways of Gilligan's Island in a Jurrasic Park / Jaws in a "titanic" of a flop! The movie drags not only its income to Davy Jone's Locker but unfortunatly the carreer of Samuel L Jackson as well! Shiver me timbers! Sam made about the same impact as Mace Windu, and was chomped in half in the first 30 minutes, leaving Capin' Cool J to take over the scene in his dynamic blockbuster debut. Parrot on shoulder and cooking vinager in hand he diverts the sharks and helps the castaways to the surface only to be eaten by more cartoon sharks. In the end there is some fire, a lot of intrails, and a bucket of chummy one-liners. If you like Sharkies, Carreer Mistakes, and a whole lot of "Chum"s then this flick is for you. What am I saying this flick AINT for you no matter what! RUN *Jaws theme* The movie is right behind you! Aaaaaaarg!
Review of Deep Blue Sea
