Shaq. Francis Capra. What's the worst that can happen when you join together a horrible basketball player and actor, and one of the worst child actors of the 90's? Before you can say "kazaam," you get "Kazaam," a film that goes to show why such crucial elements as, say, actors and dialogue are important to a story.
The screenplay is just plain bad, and the acting is even worse. The directing style is...well, I don't know, but it was really, really bad. And then, the film has the mandatory emotionally-controlling segments that have nothing whatsoever to do with the already pointless plot, like the whole divorced father piece. Priceless. Priceless as in so awful it has no price.
Cut to the chase, and my sypnosis is this: DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE!
1/5 stars -
John Ulmer
The screenplay is just plain bad, and the acting is even worse. The directing style is...well, I don't know, but it was really, really bad. And then, the film has the mandatory emotionally-controlling segments that have nothing whatsoever to do with the already pointless plot, like the whole divorced father piece. Priceless. Priceless as in so awful it has no price.
Cut to the chase, and my sypnosis is this: DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE!
1/5 stars -
John Ulmer