Ouch! Ooh! Oh! These sounds are the sounds that filled the air as I tried to force myself to sit through this COMPLETE GARBAGE! There was nothing good about this boring mess, unless you probably saw it in 3-D (but that's not going to make this movie any better). The plot? I really can't remember. And, though I don't think a movie actually has to have some in-depth, knock-yer-socks-off plot in order for it to be an enjoyable cinematic experience, the problem here is that all I can remember is how boring, excruciating, and dumb this movie was. And I'm not talking "dumb" in a good way! I couldn't even laugh at this! What a stinker, and you should keep a million miles away if you value the idea of being sane (regardless of how much an overrated myth "sanity" is). Ouch! It just hurts!
Review of Amityville 3-D
