Kingsman monologue
Monologue
INT. BATHROOM - NIGHT
Open on an unnerving close up of a MAN. He stares into his mirror as if he was staring into his soul (staring into the camera/audience). He's thinking of committing a hideous crime tonight. The devil and Angel in MANs head are fighting over what he should do. He takes a sip of his drink.
MAN:
What the fuck is wrong with you? I just want to remind you that today is a day of celebration. You must put aside all thoughts of death, and focus on birth. The birth, of a new age. You mustn't mourn the ones who give their lives today. You should honor their sacrifice, and their role in saving the human race. You must put aside doubts and guilt. You are the chosen one. When folks tell their kids the story about Noahs Ark, is Noah the bad guy?
[Inner devil voice says no]
MAN is surprised he received a response.
MAN
Is God the bad guy?
[Inner devil voice says no louder]
MAN starts to feel empowered.
MAN
How about the animals marching two by fucking two?
[Inner devil voice says no even louder]
MAN
Of course not! Yeah, that's it! Let's turn that frown upside down. Eat, drink, and party! And I will see you...
MAN does up tie and finishes his drink.
MAN
...in the new age.