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Fainaru fantajî sebun adobento chirudoren (2005)
Now this what the people want!!!
One word: Amazing...
It doesn't get much better than this...As soon as I heard they were making this...it was gonna be good. I didn't have too see a second of the movie. The game was so good, but then I began to doubt it after thinking about the previous final fantasy movie. I thought they wouldn't use all the characters...god I was wrong.
Visuals - 10/10 Fantastic with very few mistakes but you can see them in the goofs section of IMDb. This is almost perfect the character renditions are perfect...
Sound - 10/10 Sound was great even if the voices were ab-it...off but still didn't stop this from being good. Renos voice was awesome and all the sound effects were great. Especially the last battle which was great and must of cost loads. The musical score composed by Nobuo Uematsu was fantastic especially ''One winged angel'' which was amazing in every respect.
Story - 7/10 The story was alright...but the whole Jenova Reunion was ab-it tedious. It was just three sephiroths split trying too get Jenova back by nicking a bunch of kids and trying to kill Cloud in the mean time. Why they needed all the children of Jenova...I will never know.
Characters - 8/10 All the characters that were straight from the game were amazing...my personal favourite in the game and the movie is Reno cause he is hilarious and evil in some respects. but this time he seems too be on Clouds side. The three silver haired men were cool especially Kadaj and he wasn't even in the game so he was pretty cool but as I said voice acting not the best especially for Tifa what went wrong there.
Value - 10/10 The replay value for this movie is excellent, I personally want to watch it again in a more bigger and louder way, bigger screen, louder volume.
Enjoyment - 10/10 This was so amazing i think of the very small flaws are nothing compared too how much I enjoyed the film overall and the story wasn't too bad the Sephiroth scene was awesome and cannot be beaten...all the unrealistic effects were cool and just goes too show what modern technology and CGI can do these days. I'll be looking forward too seeing more movies like this in the future but til then I will see ya.
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001)
Good and bad!
I don't know whether this film is good or bad...The animation and storyline is good but...Its not final fantasy! If it didn't have final fantasy in front of the title then I would have enjoyed it a lot more...as it has a good plot and animation but it was a disappointment as I had high expectations for a final fantasy movie. I haven't seen Final fantasy 7: advent children yet but I hope it impresses me as a final fantasy movie and not as a much of a let down. There is no fantasy it is the future, the year 2065 AD. And it talks about the earth when final fantasy isn't earth its a different world which is what makes final fantasy good. This is a good watch if you don't expect a final fantasy film!
TimeSplitters: Future Perfect (2005)
Creator of goldeneye pitches again.
David doak: creator of goldeneye gets to work with the Timesplitters future perfect...This one is even better than timesplitters 2 if possible...With a definitely improved single player and the multiplayer is still as fun as it was...but there is one flaw no unlockable levels or modes, but it makes up for that with incredible goldeneye N64 gameplay, New gadgets, New guns, New vehicles, New characters, More zombies. The multiplayer is amazing including my favourite siberia with the jeep. But there are many other enjoyable levels including classics from timesplitters 2. Not including ice station. :( But there is nothing wrong with this game anything thats better than timesplitters 2 is perfect! David Doak is a very clever man and he should keep creating shooters like this...
Happy Tree Friends (2000)
Gross, yes. evil, yes. Satisfying, yes
Happy tree friends slams into action...with many DVD's out, tons of merchandise and a successful show altogether getting all this from animal cruelty is genius as well as disturbing. So I have given a 9 as It is a very addictive show and you should watch it even if you like animals...I have 3 cats which I like and I still find it funny...by the way it is animated, I'm not that sick. Anyway in conclusion you should definitely get the DVD's, get the merchandise, get the £1 keyrings off ebay because this is about to become your life and the animation is like you've never seen animation before. Definitely the one to watch if you don't feel queasy at a bit of blood.
Happy Tree Friends: Volume 1: First Blood (2002)
A tranquil land...
A distant land on an uncharted island, a yellow bunny comes out of a mysterious wood a knife suddenly slices across his head and his dismembered corpse is left there...Mayhem begins in the first volume of the set of happy tree friends! Animals having terrible accidents and usually ending up bursting, dismembered or with a large headache. Get this and you will realise the sick, twisted mind you were born with wasn't just your imagination. Happy killing. The Mat Neve.co is not responsible for any murders of small animals during the reading of this review. Anyway you can also get this DVD in the overkill boxset, you should go on the website www.happytreefriends.com
TimeSplitters 2 (2002)
This is how its done...
I haven't played a 1st person shooter like this since the glory days of N64's goldeneye. The timesplitters lord smacks down call of duty, laughs in the face of medal of honour and delivers the final blow to them with the amazing multiplayer. This guy wears the goldeneye cart as a crown and releases the timesplitters power on everyone. If you don't have this game you are disgracing the name of all 1st person shooter and you don't know what a 1st person shooter. And if you haven't played goldeneye N64! I spit on you...£5 on ebay! The multiplayer perfect. The single player is the icing on the cake...with levels like Ice station, training ground and unlockable levels like chasm this game is the god of all first person shooters.
Call of Duty (2003)
Not another first person shooter...
Over the past 7 years we've had many first person shooters...there's Goldeneye, Quake, The first medal of honours. Then we come to the recent ones...The late medal of honours, Call of duty, Timesplitters and Quake is still going! There are only two classics in there which are Timesplitters series and the quake series. Firstly, Timesplitters is literally a modern remake of the rare classic goldeneye with levels like siberia. Its like goldeneye but weirder and with zombies and monkeys. And quake, the modern one that went right with innovative weapons and online gaming...I forgot to mention unreal tournament and halo which are also amazing Pc shooters. The meaning of this is they do it right, Call of duty doesn't. They gave medal of honour a different name and added a series of short war heros tales...Yes the Russian accents are funny, but it feels like I've played the game 5000 times before...With a stench of medal of honour frontline and the gameplay of rising sun you'd think it would be good this isn't!
GoldenEye 007 (1997)
A classic of the generation...
This game is a classic...I didn't even know what James Bond was until I played this game! But it is one of the best first person shooters in the world...Stuff call of duty! This is the best...Me and my two cousins had so much fun finding secret rooms and hiding in the toilet on the facility level then spraying them with bullets when they opened the cubicle door the single player game is amazing as well with detail and size of levels which puts the early medal of honours to shame. Also travelling around that bloody giant graveyard level looking for zukovsky then finding it amusing to shoot him and then realising you have to start the level again. A giant range of levels...my personal favourites were 'Frigate' and 'facility' on single player. My favourite multiplayer levels were 'facility' and 'complex' with all those invisible walls. Which the happy programmers thought ahh lets give them a challenge we won't code it. (lazy!) Anyway good game get it for a fiver off ebay and a n64 for £20 at the charity shop and relive the memories I once had.
GoldenEye (1995)
For england James!!
The names Bond....James Bond! What a film that contains four things! It contains humour, action, Russians and tanks, and with all these things combined means a great British film.......*scratches head* Yeah well the film still deserves a 10 for sheer class! It also includes Russians which have spasms making them strangely jump...some viewers may take this offensively..because here at Mat Neve.co we love you all *loads shotgun* see ya later!* In conclusion this film rules! p.s: If you haven't seen this film you are not complete! Get it, Get it, Get it, Get it, Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it!!