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Abnormal Attraction (2018)
Signs you should look for before you waste an hour and a half:
1. All the 9's and 10's reviews are made by people with only 1 (one) review ever, this one. (Family and friends much?)
2. The reviewers have User -Id's like; blabla-134543 and: whatever-2343 and such.
3. There are typically 29 reviews in total, and they are all nines and tens.
4. When you have a gut feeling that the movie is horrible, most of the time it is.
5. There are washed up "stars" in it, maybe one ore two.
6. If Ron Jeremy is in it: Avoid!
It is quite sad really, I used to rely on IMDB and its reviewers to at least give me a hint if I would give a movie a couple of hours of my life...Lesson learned.
All in all I'm sure the filmmakers and actors in this movie had fun making this, and I wish them all the luck in getting their money-investment back, because I really hope they didn't put their homes or cars as collateral to raise the 200$ it must have cost to make this movie.
Wrote this out of humanity for people wanting one hour and fortyseven minutes filled with joy other than that embarrassing feeling you'll get watching this.
No, Malcolm McDowell and Gilbert Gottfried can't save this sinking ship.
Low on budget, low on talent.
Serenity (2019)
So bad, just...so bad.
What an insult to movie lovers.
I can't even decide who would like this film; ehm...Tuna-lovers, bad script-lovers, weed-smokers for a laugh but still "understand", the crew in this film, postmen, housewives, homeless people, billionaires....no..nobody does. Save your time, I didn't.