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Bird Box (2018)
Interesting concept, but everything else sucked.
The movie had an interesting concept I will give it that, and that really makes me wish the movie was good, because I think it could be a really interesting movie. Unfortunately it was not good. As you will see in a lot of other reviews, this movie got very boring very quickly, and it just dragged on. It was a 15 minute short story dragged into an excruciatingly long and painful 2 hour movie. The story is just dragged out, and not very interesting. The characters aren't very interesting either, and we don't really get to know them. The plot could have been so much more interesting, but they never explain what's causing people to go crazy, or why it's doing that. It's just some thing trying to kill them and that is all they tell you. There's no depth to the plot, no explanation, nothing. It's very bland and simple and it ruins the movie. The acting is ok, nothing special. But it just goes on and on, and the ending leaves so many unanswered questions, basically nothing is explained. Don't waste your time.
The Redwood Massacre (2014)
The movie was awful, but the worst part is how long the ending dragged on.
The movie was not good at all. Acting was mediocre, plot was barely existent, and there was no depth to any of the characters. Now usually I can let a not great plot slip if there's enough bloodshed, and don't get me wrong there is a lot of that in this movie, but it was just so cookie cutter. There was nothing new or different or middle entertaining. It was just the same old copy paste "Guy with mask goes around a forest stabbing people" and it just felt like nobody put any effort into any aspect of the movie. The ending was the worst part though, because it just kept dragging on. The last 30 minutes (and the movie is only 1 hour 22 minutes) is just you thinking its over but nope it isn't because of some stupid uninteresting irrelevant thing that either doesn't make sense, or is just plain boring. It had its moments if you're like me and you like slashers, but it was just so cookie cutter, so boring, so predictable, so unentertaining. There are no scares in this movie at all. I don't even remember if they tried to put in a jump scare, I was so bored I just really didn't care.
Clown (2014)
I think showing the killing, eating, and remains of children is too much, but this movie was bad without that.
Maybe its just me, but I'm a 18 year old teenager who watches gory horror movie all the time and I just thought showing children being killed eaten, and then seeing what was left of them was just taking it too far. I don't know maybe its just me, but I thought that crossed a line. But even without it, I thought the movie was terrible. It was just boring, unenjoyable, and honestly stupid.
Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre (2015)
It's so bad it's hilarious.
This movie is not a good horror movie. It's not exactly bad, it's just ok. It's the type of bad where it's actually really fun to watch. I actually got a lot of enjoyment and a lot of laughs out of this movie. If you're looking for something truly scary, this is not the movie for you. But if you looking for a good time, a couple laughs, some enjoyment, and a movie that's just fun to watch, this is the movie for you. It's more of a comedy than a horror, but I feel it was worth my time for all the laughs I got.
Split (2016)
James Mcavoy is phenomenal!!!
This movie is overall very good and very enjoyable but oh my god the performance delivered by James Mcavoy is nothing short of brilliance. The movie is so enjoyable and just has you on the edge of your seat until the end. I throughly enjoyed this movie, and hats off to James Mcavoy for one of the best performances I have ever seen.
The Strangers: Prey at Night (2018)
Intense movie that keeps you watching and is worth the watch
So first of all in terms of horror, it's not exactly scary. There are a couple well placed jumps cares, but I would say there is a lot more intensity as opposed to straight up horror. You still get your share of bloodshed, don't get my wrong, and I definitely think it is worth the watch, but I found it to be more thrilling than scary. It still is a scary movie at times, but the intensity, especially toward the end, is what really keeps you latched on. I think it was worth the watch and I was very entertained by it.