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Busanhaeng (2016)
One way ticket to FlavorTown
Listen, do yourself a favor and get the EXPRESS PASS on this one.
Train to Busan was insanely too long...I live for zombie movies, but this one was putting me to sleep after about an hour. I went and made some tea 🍵, seriously.
No real story line here...yeah, zombies, still needs a decent storyline, IMO. The characters are all pretty ridiculous, most notably the Korean, Smash Mouth, ICP, Guy Fieri - looking dude with the pregnant wife.
Decent enough acting, pacing, violence, special FX, weird zombie seizures, and plenty of blood.
I think they just tried to pack too much in, with a whole lot of nothing going on, on such a short train ride. This is a better luck next time flick for me.
Thanks for riding!
4/10 🔥🔪🔥🔪
Re-Animator (1985)
Head in a bowl
Perfect for a Friday night horror movie during a personally induced horror movie festival.
Should you find yourself with a queasy stomach, you might want to pass on this one. Classic - prosthetics, blood, guts, and gore, at it's finest!
Can't beat an H.P. Lovecraft story directed by Stuart Gordon. This is a classic, and one I love.
7/10 🔥🔪🔥🔪🔥🔪🔥
The Dyatlov Pass Incident (2013)
It's Cold - take your cloths off!
Disclaimer #1 - I love this story, which is based on actual events.
Disclaimer #2 - I love the #AlienTheoristsTheorizing podcast, and they tell this story, oh so very well.., So well in fact, It will scare the snowflakes out of you.
The movie isn't terrible, considering the trail of kernels I've left behind on this year's horror film adventure. But, I'd suggest listening to the podcast first and then making your way to the movie if you're so inclined.
5/10 🔥🔪🔥🔪🔥
Free Solo (2018)
Knucking-Futs
Ok. ok ok...I know what you are going to say, but Larren, this isn't a horror movie.
But, as my brother Dude would say..."I say Nay Nay."
If you haven't seen it, go see and tell me it isn't a horror movie. In every sense of the way, I was uncomfortable the entire time.
It made me feel scared, measly, inadequate, and for sure lazy as hell.
It was stunningly beautiful and an anxiety filled nightmare at the same time.
Alex Honnold is humbling and completely nuts. I would like to be that dudes friend. He wins at LIFE
It was disgustingly horrific.
10/10 🔥🔪🔥🔪🔥🔪🔥🔪🔥🔪