LordOfTheThundercats Reviews

Columbo (1971–2003)

PETER FALK IS A LEGEND.

[10/10 · 12 February 2020]

If I could give this 20 stars I would. My favourite detective show. Peter Falk is an absolute legend. Mark Ruffalo would make a great Columbo if they ever decided to remake/reboot it.

Knock Knock (I) (2015)

I WOULD KILL FOR ANA DE ARMAS

[5/10 · 17 January 2020]

Ana De Armas is the most beautiful creature to ever exist on this planet. FACT!!! Marry me.

Knives Out (2019)

MARRY ME, ANA

[7/10 · 17 January 2020]

Ana De Armas is the most beautiful creature to ever exist on the face of this planet. FACT!!

Dracula (2020)

Starts well

[1/10 · 6 January 2020]

The first 2 episodes are decent and then the last episode is an absolute mess. End of story.

The Mandalorian: Chapter 8: Redemption (2019) Season 1, Episode 8

FAVREAU= MONEY

[10/10 · 29 December 2019]

Tremendous episode. Jon Favreau is up there with the best these days. He started the MCU with Iron man then he reinvents Disneys live action franchise with The Jungle Book and The Lion King and now he's fixed Star Wars. Keep up the good work.

The Mandalorian: Chapter 6: The Prisoner (2019) Season 1, Episode 6

WHAT A SHOW

[10/10 · 15 December 2019]

A few 7 star ratings being flung about these past few episodes. Why I don't know? Maybe it's because the tards writing them were reared on the prequel trilogy or the marvel universe and these episodes aren't big enough for them. Maybe it's because the attention span of your average millennial is about 30 seconds max. A few people saying that these are filler episodes and nothing is happening? Hahahhah!!! Mos Eisley, Dewbacks, X-Wings, Resistance, Richard Ayoade. THIS SHOW IS PHENOMENAL. Jon Favreau is becoming a bonifide genius. He started the MCU with Iron man then he started the Disney live action franchise with The Jungle Book and then The Lion king and now he's fixed Star Wars. What a guy, what a show.

Nuff said.

Supergirl: Crisis on Infinite Earths: Part One (2019) Season 5, Episode 9

PATHETIC

[1/10 · 9 December 2019]

Are you serious? This is absolute garbage. Have these "actors" ever taken an acting class? Even David Harewood has been clearly given the instruction to over act. It's laughable. If you like this you're a simpleton. FACT!!

The Irishman (2019)

MASTERPIECE

[10/10 · 28 November 2019]

Too many words from fairies on here that think they're film critics. This movie is as beautifully shot as it is long. Scorcese is back. Get it watched. End of story.

La La Land (2010)

ABSOLUTE GENIUS.

[10/10 · 25 November 2019]

Marc Wooton is a genius. From My New Best friend to High Spirits with Shirley Ghostman to La La Land. Wooton is fearless and comedy gold. GET IT WATCHED !

Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood (2019)

BEAUTIFUL MOVIE.

[10/10 · 22 November 2019]

Simpletons should avoid this movie. Like a few of the folks giving it poor reviews on here. This is a masterpiece in cinema and acting. FACT!! Leonardo can act like f*~k. Beautiful movie. Nuff said. If you didn't enjoy it then you're an idiot. True story.

The Snowman (2017)

I hate it when people review films as if they know what the *uc* they're talking about.

[1/10 · 12 November 2019]

All you need to know about this film is that it was unfinished when filming ended which sent the editing process into chaos and that val kilmers voice is dubbed over. All in all it's a piece of s*** FACT!

Joker (I) (2019)

ITS GOOD BUT NOT AS GOOD AS THESE PANSY KIDS THINK

[8/10 · 11 November 2019]

Personally I think there shud have been more violence. Joker is not a sympathetic character. He's a mentally deranged lunatic ffs. This was a bland Joker if you ask me. Although this film took inspiration from Taxi Driver and King of Comedy (Two of my favourite movies of all times) it never has the same menace. Maybe for all the fairy kids these day it will seem cruel or gritty but for an adult that's lived and seen the best and worst of society..... Arthur Fleck is another pansy. Phoenix is good tho. Credit where due.

The Dead Don't Die (2019)

Not the best.

[6/10 · 14 October 2019]

Not the best of movies but not the worst I've seen this year. It does seem to have went over a lot of people's heads tho. Millenials, pfft!

Child's Play (2019)

MUD

[1/10 · 10 September 2019]

What a pile of pish. Maybe if the original had never existed, this would have been ok but it does and it isn't. End of story.

Hellboy (2019)

Terrible

[1/10 · 3 July 2019]

Terrible script. Terrible acting. Terrible CGI. Terrible make-up. Terrible movie. Del Toro shud have made a third instead of wanking over sea monsters.

Doctor Strange (2016)

Benedict Cumberbitch's accent is terrible.

[7/10 · 3 July 2019]

Sherlock' strangest case yet. Watson seems to be absent as Holmes takes on the guise of a New York surgeon.

Stranger Things (2016–2025)

The Goonies if written by Stephen King.

[10/10 · 3 July 2019]

Wynona Ryder is tremendous. Natalie Dyer needs to eat something. Joe Keery needs a haircut and Darce Montgomery needs a slap.

All the younger kids are phenomenal. The soundtrack makes it. Captures that 80's feel perfectly. It's Stand By Me (1986). It's The Goonies (1985). Its Carrie (1976). Its Firestarter (1984). Its The Go-Kids/Frog Dreaming (1986). It's The Terminator (1984). Its Aliens (1986). Its Ghostbusters (1984). It's ET (1982). It's Red Dawn (1984). It's Day of the Dead (1985). It's everything you loved about 80's cinema rolled into one.

Jack Taylor (2010)

Once a guard....

[10/10 · 13 June 2019]

Good show but needs more shots of the dragons. Jorah has cured his greyscale and taken a break from filming Game of Thrones in Ireland. During this time he has tried his hand at policing but that ended after he punched a local politician. While he waits for safe passage back to Mereen he's persuaded by a worried mother to help look for her missing daughter.

Black Mirror: Smithereens (2019) Season 5, Episode 2

Another terrible episode

[1/10 · 8 June 2019]

What's happening in the world? Mental health problems are at an all time high and now its creeping into the writing of my favourite TV shows. First Game of Thrones writers lost their minds and wrecked their own show and now Charlie Brooker has done the same to his. BRUTAL

Black Mirror: San Junipero (2016) Season 3, Episode 4

THIS IS WHY I LOVE FILM & TV

[10/10 · 7 June 2019]

Beautiful TV. Not much more to say. Take it from a guy thats watched EVERYTHING. This is a piece of television that stays with you for years.

X-Men: Dark Phoenix (2019)

Terrible movie.

[1/10 · 7 June 2019]

Sansa Starks warging abilities reach their peak in this modern day retelling of A Song of Ice and fire. Just a pity Sophie Turner isn't as good at acting as she is looking.

Jessica Jones (2015–2019)

RITTER WOULD GET TORE

[10/10 · 7 June 2019]

Jessica Jones is the daughter of Indiana in this retelling of the Indiana Jones stories. A bit too much supernatural elements but a worthy predecessor to Sean Patrick Flannery.

Black Mirror (2011– )

That's why I don't own a smart phone.

[10/10 · 6 June 2019]

Not even telling you what this shows about. Get it watched. If you don't like it you're an idiot. FACT!

Captain Marvel (2019)

DOESNT DESERVE A 10 BUT....

[10/10 · 30 May 2019]

I'm giving this a 10 purely because its getting bashed by SJW fairies for pathetic reasons. All you tw@'s shouting about female empowerment and political agendas are paranoid af. Let them have their day is the sun. The women in the kitchen and family thing will come back in fashion in 20 years or so. History always repeats itself. End of story.

John Carter (2012)

DESERVES BETTER

[10/10 · 13 May 2019]

This is one of those films that after a disappointing run at the box office found a cult following on DVD. Cracking story and well done despite some reviews at the time.

This story was written over 100 years ago (1912) and still stands up to this day.