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The Cellar (2022)
seriously?
This movie did seem decent at first, although the characters(especially the daughter Ellie) act sort of weird, but as soon as that recording played, everything was ruined, I mean which moron came up with the idea to use random math formula as the spells? Is this suppose to be scary? No, it makes me feel like I'm taking a math class at school.
The Descent (2005)
a great movie......by the first glance that is
This movie did got something right, I mean the atmosphere was well set, the plot was okay at least in the beginning, I really thought it would be a decent film and even started to enjoy it.
But then, everything changed when our characters took a narrow, unknown pass into the cave. At first, I didn't really took it seriously, I figured they need to do something a little bit risky and put them into danger one way or another, or the movie would just be a vacation recording. However, our main character, who were suppose to be an adventurer, started to panic and stuck in the narrow road as soon as she get in, and on top of that, turns out they never did go to the cave they were suppose to be going to, and now even the rescue team wouldnt find them because they gave them the wrong position on purpose, I mean, were these characters suppose to be experienced adventurers or completely buffoons? If the movie can only be progressing by having the characters acting like a bunch of unintelligence chimpanzees, then it will never be a good one, not even close.
And speeking about chimpanzees, the crawlers in this movie were just hilarious, let's take a look at a good example of horror movie monster: the alien, they've got a much more disturbing appearance,a spooky way to evolve, with other cool stuffs like their acid blood. However, the crawlers in this movie were just a bunch of pale, hair-less chimpanzees, what's worse, most of our characters were killed due to their stupidity not because of the crawlers.
Bite (2015)
average garbage
This is another one of those "just call for an embulance" kind of movie, our heroine got bit by a bug and then mutate into a half-bug monster, there were some terrifying scenes and decent music, but that's the only good part about this movie.
The rest of the movie, especially the plot, were just totally garbage, to begin with, all the characters act as if they were complete idiots,Casey, the main character could just go straightly to a nearby hospital and the movie will end in less than 5 minutes, hell, she even made a phone call to a docter saying she needs to see a docter, but after that she just went to bed as if there's nothing else she can do, emm, ever heard a thing called 911 ???
It's Alive (2009)
another STUPID horror movie
This movie is awful to say the least, it's just a bunch of old cliches mixing with another horrible script.
There's really nothing to say about the plot, to put it simple, some drug turns a baby into a monster and he started to kill people, just like a million other cheap horror movies, it's got dumb characters, useless cops, unimpressive monster and tons of plot holes.
What I don't understand is just how weak does the director think a normal adult person is, i mean in the movie, the mutate baby can kill a person within seconds, I get the idea that the mutation gives him some kind of supernatural power, but it is clearly shown in the movie that he had serious trouble busting through an old garbage bin, so how on earth does this same baby just tores apart multiple adult like it was no big deal???