andymaranam Reviews

The Batman (2022)

He's back.

[5/10 · 5 March 2022]

Okay where do I start?.. Visceral mayhem from them ofset drawing you into a very dark Gotham city which almost carries on where joker left off in the scenes setting or even daredevil, however batman is flipping boring & litteraly does nothing whilst Bruce Wayne the emo is exactly the same? I don't blame Patterson as he could pull it off with a script worth reading!!. Not this mismatched woke mess. Yet what can be said about Colin Farrell other than wow! Amazing performance! But wring movie where was he in Nolans trilogy? And ultimately a bunch of good actors in a bad movie. So on that note. It had all the ingredients but not the recipe.

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The Guardians of Justice (Will Save You!) (2022– )

Beyond a joke

[1/10 · 5 March 2022]

The worst mess I have seen in years?.

Who the what the he'll is this junk and what moron said okay this is great let's film it?? Worst acting bar power rangers and worst storyline and mismatched stupidness and now Netflix is a thing of the past. So thanks for that.

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Peacemaker (2022– )

Garbage & fake ratings..

[1/10 · 10 February 2022]

Which will come to reality once it's stop being aired so..More imbd ratings corruption! Plus its A monumental heap of garbage, with out a doubt the worst series I have ever seen with the worst actors and storyline to match I'm actually Insulted this mess took 5mins of my time.. yet it's rated higher than the likes of joker.. Hmmmmmm!?.

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Moonfall (2022)

What a mess!.

[1/10 · 6 February 2022]

What was this moronical madness? Lost in space? Et? Cocoon? NO! As they were all worth watching. However this mess is not. The acting is dead, a complete mismatch of actors and the storyline is beyond a joke. Then the same old USA saves the world via Hollywood but normaly with a good script, actors and possibly even a soundtrack, yet this farce missed all of them. And on that note it's a 1 and that's being so kind .

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Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

No way this is a 10

[4/10 · 23 January 2022]

If this is a 10 my pants are an 11.

It seems The sheeple have come out mob handed and given the worst Spiderman of the lot a near 9 rating??.. so this plotless madness is rated as one of the best movies ever made. No way!!!. At best it's a 4 and that's being kind.

Poor dialogue, poor jokes and completely disconnected.

RoboWoman (2019)

They made a sequel lmao!?

[1/10 · 31 December 2021]

They made a sequel????? Why? How? Who am I? Is up down, is left right? Has covid crippled so many people we are subjected to this absolute nonsensical madnesssss!

Give up and stop spending money !! I assure you know one is paying to see this thing! And the critics are trying to help your mental wellbeings. Give up & they made a sequel? Ohh my......

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The Matrix Resurrections (I) (2021)

Insulting.

[1/10 · 20 December 2021]

First & foremost they should have left this trilogy well alone! As it progressively got worst from the original to revelations. But ultimately was a good trilogy and a great original.

Now what the ???? Is this mess!? That basiclly throws half of the old film in & copies the other half with much, much poorer actors as is the nature of this very unoriginal and unimpressive shambles. Acting was badddd, Script was beyond a joke made by an A' hole & Considering it's predecessor.. it's pathetic.

I wouldn't recommend it to anyone, unless I hated them.

The Killing of a Sacred Deer (2017)

A blank canvas.

[2/10 · 30 November 2021]

Okay guys.. "I need you all to act like you cannot act" & thus becomes the very unsettling greek tragedy based modern day movie. Typically made by an Ai soulless robot in the most unoriginal and ultimate waste of time. Nothing original and very unimpressive. Not to be watched twice or even once as you will miss nothing bu ta thought of what was that mess.

The score was good though.

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Ad Astra (2019)

An unfortunate movie

[3/10 · 29 November 2021]

There seemed to be so much promise going into this movie from the outset your treated to stunning visuals a fine actor in brad Pitt & a terrific score so all good so far until the slowburn taken straight out of apocalypse now and onto the whole film being a take on the epic Vietnam tale ruined by adapting the tale through space with the most ridiculous concepts I have seen in a movie to date.

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The Covid Killer (2021)

The worst Mess!

[1/10 · 4 November 2021]

Off the 10 minutes I watched of this nonsense before I had to turn it off. I came to the realisation that a few bored mates, who have absolutely no idea how to act, had this incredibly stupid idea of a movie and then had the beyond stupid idea of making it.

Edit: 1.2 rating hahahhaha.. litteraly the worst film"ever made.

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Aileen Wuornos: American Boogeywoman (2021)

No.

[1/10 · 28 October 2021]

Absolutely great acting at the beginning by penny wise's sister and then it all went downhill from there. Its like a really really bad poison ivy and for anyone who hasn't seen poison ivy it's not good yet it's Oscar material compared to this.

Dave Chappelle: The Closer (2021 TV Special)

When keeping it real goes right.

[10/10 · 23 October 2021]

Dave has definitely transcended from just a comedian to sociologist/philosopher & speaker who he just does it now via a comedic narrative in such an endearing way, with a premeditated gotcha.. how can you hate him? He is hysterical! And extremely intelligent with it. It's basically a masterpiece everytime he makes a show.

He is the goat & peolle always need someone to hate or cancel, and he would say he's having a human experience I see someone who in this day and age of senseless madness is needed & I for one am very thankful thankful he exists.

Keeps it real every time.

Bless you dave!

No Time to Die (2021)

Poor

[2/10 · 2 October 2021]

Cliche after cliche. Woke upon woke and bad beyond bad. Worst bond villain ever but his face was worst than blofelts so he is a worst person???? Pathetic!! & Glad they killed bond in the end I couldn't watch him in another movie after this mess.

Worst then the living daylights.

Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2021)

Pointless.

[2/10 · 2 October 2021]

It's basically a series of Scooby doo. The acting is badd! Not up to the mantle of the acting calibre at all!. It's a woke melenial movie however you wrap it up.

Then again marvel seem to not know when to stop making this crap, spidey & what if aside.

I dont blame Tom or woody they are brilliant actors.. its the delivery.

This Is the Night (2021)

NO0ooooooooooooooooò!!

[1/10 · 23 September 2021]

You tried to turn rocky into some woke coming out the closet movie and then it happened because of ROCKY! Are you kidding me! What next?.. Predator, Rambo, jaws maybe.. And a few Italian broke actors thought this was a good idea..No! I mean look their good actors but wt? Rocky is about being the underdog not this!!!

Anyway that's my ramblings put of the way, in all fairness it's started okay which created the anticlimax then went aittle bit silence of the lambs/pretty woman, not being phobic, as all very good actors & acted well considering but wrong concept to fit the narrative and it all went downhill from there .

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No Man of God (2021)

10/10

[10/10 · 11 September 2021]

Considering the amount of books, documentaries and films that have been made in regards to this subject matter. The fact that this movie can hold your attention in itself is a achievement. Then to grab it for the duration & entirety deserves accolades and praise to the impeccable acting from Elijah wood and luke Kirby especially, who's demeanour, voice and laughter as his portrayal of Ted is nothing short of award winning on par with Cameron brittons ed kemper and then some. Not even deliberate stranger managed what this film did in that respect, and that is too dive into the psychology of such a man.

There were a few to interview Ted. From John Douglas, bob keopell, Anne rule and many more. But it was clearly stated he liked Bill hagmier the most and gave him the most sincere interview in the near 10yrs he spent in prison due to Bills unwavering honesty. Overall, This is a rare under the radar gem that in my opinion is on par with delibertae stranger.

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Candyman (2020)

IMBD HAS BECOME A JOKE! ..7.6????? Smh

[2/10 · 29 August 2021]

Keeps true to the original, This is the proper sequel to candyman, rather than Farewell to the flesh or the 3rd instalment, but This is worst!

It tries to blends formats from all the previous 3 films and adds a bit, but again does it poorly which is no fault of the actors, they do their best with what little they have and their in lies the problem.. Candyman is a deeply psychological horror which gave it it's acclaim as one of the best horror films ever made. This film is not, it's very shallow. As much as I was looking forward to this remake of sorts. Sometimes you need to leave a classic as a classic and..left alone.

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American Horror Story (2011– )

What the ?? Is this mess!

[4/10 · 26 August 2021]

Episode one started with so much promise and rapidly declined into something as bad as another horror stories of extended pointless episodes although In sequence the acting or rather directing is no where near any of its prequels bar horror stories. Mcalulallicky Culkin cannot act and ohh my days this is bad, by far the worst season of the lot. Just stop !.

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American Horror Stories (2021– )

Cheap tacky mess

[1/10 · 20 August 2021]

Absolutely appalling instalment to the AHS franchise. Cheaply made, poor z list acting and a script to compliment. I hope !! Season 10 is going to be alot better than this tripe. Want to watch a good series, watch twilight zone or tales of the unexpected rather than this pathetic mess.

People Just Do Nothing: Big in Japan (2021)

Brilliant!

[8/10 · 19 August 2021]

Very funny it's actually hilarious at times Brilliant acting and a very well played out story. I believe that knowing the series and who they are makes the film that much better but still well worth watching for anyone who wants to watch a brilliant comedy. Would definitely recommend!.

The Suicide Squad (2021)

HA! HA! HA! HA! ... erm.

[1/10 · 14 August 2021]

Just awesome awsome awsome a laugh out Loud riot movie fun fun fun it's so mich fun wacky zainy and a laugh a minute, exactly! So It's awsome awsome awsommmmmm!e! Ohh my gosh WOW! Holding face" slow sigh" anyways i just thought you might like to know it's awsome awsome awsummmmmmmm. Infact it's actually kinda silly a little Bit kiddy and not really worth your time mate, have a good one. I wouldn't recommend.

The Last of Us (2013 Video Game)

A Masterpiece .

[10/10 · 31 July 2020]

Truly speechless to what this is, to where gaming has evolved. I WAS IN TEARS!. The most beautifully made game I have ever seen with in any genre. Mostly to how engaging the characters the storyline and basically everything! the gameplay is flawless the scenes are amazing the storyline & cast are immaculate and with that I am privileged to have experienced something that is truly a masterpiece, I will recommend in a heartbeat & Thank you. 10/10!!

People Just Do Nothing (2014–2018)

Amazing !

[10/10 · 17 July 2020]

This is flipping hilarious! It gets better as it goes along and never gets boring the cast are immaculate & hysterical and gel perfectly. All that & The music takes me back & my old manor so yea it's definitely a10!

Underbelly Files: Chopper (2018)

Its pathetic & awful!

[1/10 · 15 July 2020]

From cast to storyline it's an empty mess. Want to make a sequel" use Eric bana.

Da 5 Bloods (2020)

What da?

[2/10 · 13 June 2020]

A poor blend of bad acting mismatch characters with no consistency at all. Unfortunately it's all over the place and very unbelievable. That aside, Wanna make a point reboot do the right thing, now that was a spike lee joint!