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The Masked Singer UK: I'm a Celebrity Special (2022)
Like having splinters shoved under your finger nails
WHO on earth thought it was a good idea to put this on for a full hour and a half. It's like they thought "no one likes this show, so we'll double down on it". It's excruciating. They haven't change the unbearable formula since the start. Bring on a load of has been z-list celebrities, then get them to sing half a song while we cut away to the moronic judges dance around in the most pretentious manner every 2 seconds. Do this until its time to 'vote' someone off using a fake audience. Then finish it of with an excruciatingly slow reveal. The producers completely miss how suspense works, I have to actually care who is 'behind the mask' in order to have suspense.
Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
Left after 15mins
I can't remember walking out on a single film ever. The first 15 mins is just pure, rushed action and completely detached from any story set so far. Overpowered characters in the context of star wars and rehashed material everywhere you look. No original ideas at all. I can't actually believe they couldn't come up with a better bit of cinema than this. I could have written a better script than this on the back of a cigarette packet. I am convinced that this film will age terribly. No one is going to watch this in 5 years time.