Back then, this had a 5.2. Now it went up to 6.6? WHY?! This is one of the worst 2016 movies I've ever seen! But you're telling me that people actually gave this movie good ratings?! Has these people never heard of the original Ghostbusters?! Worst 2016 movie ever...
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Mars Needs Moms
(2011)
Worst Disney movie I have ever seen
6 June 2021
This is so much worse than any other Disney movie ever made. You think one, and it's a million times better than this crap.
So here's the problems with it: The motion capture looks HIDEOUS! Not just on the aliens, but every single character in this looks like a bunch of monkeys in human form. And it's hard to look at for me.
The main character Milo is a hateful jerk especially to his mom. He keeps aggravating her and upsets her when he says his life would be so much better without a mom. This little crap deserves to be in prison. That's how bad he is.
The story isn't better at all. Aliens kidnap Milo's mom for whatever reason I don't remember exactly. It's probably not even interesting to begin with.
I also didn't laugh once in this. Not once! If this movie actually tried being funny, well they failed miserably since nothing made me crack a smile.
No wonder this bombed at the box office, this movie is so atrocious, I rather watch any other movie than this.
So here's the problems with it: The motion capture looks HIDEOUS! Not just on the aliens, but every single character in this looks like a bunch of monkeys in human form. And it's hard to look at for me.
The main character Milo is a hateful jerk especially to his mom. He keeps aggravating her and upsets her when he says his life would be so much better without a mom. This little crap deserves to be in prison. That's how bad he is.
The story isn't better at all. Aliens kidnap Milo's mom for whatever reason I don't remember exactly. It's probably not even interesting to begin with.
I also didn't laugh once in this. Not once! If this movie actually tried being funny, well they failed miserably since nothing made me crack a smile.
No wonder this bombed at the box office, this movie is so atrocious, I rather watch any other movie than this.
Yeah, it's terrible...
23 April 2021
Warning: Spoilers
After the amount of rants on this one episode, I actually feel stupid deciding to watch it. And yes it was terrible like everyone says it is.
All this episode does is praise Lady Gaga like she's the God of Springfield. Not only that, but this episode also has Lisa being miserable because she's unpopular at school. So Lady Gaga tries to help her, but then Lisa yells at her and apparently she learns a lesson for that.
Yeah apparently yelling at someone makes you feel better. So Lisa is being awful and yet she is being rewarded for this. Like I am lost at this point. I think my brain stopped working while watching this...
Well in conclusion, it's not the worst episode of The Simpsons, but it's up there definitely.
All this episode does is praise Lady Gaga like she's the God of Springfield. Not only that, but this episode also has Lisa being miserable because she's unpopular at school. So Lady Gaga tries to help her, but then Lisa yells at her and apparently she learns a lesson for that.
Yeah apparently yelling at someone makes you feel better. So Lisa is being awful and yet she is being rewarded for this. Like I am lost at this point. I think my brain stopped working while watching this...
Well in conclusion, it's not the worst episode of The Simpsons, but it's up there definitely.
Dumb. Dumb episode.
26 March 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Yes that was a reference to LS Mark.
Anyway this episode doesn't make any sense. Homer and Marge tell their backstory about them in college which apparently happened in the 90's. Yeah they seemed really low on ideas so they changed the continuity just for an episode. If you don't remember, Homer and Marge grew up before the 90's as established in the season 2 episode: The Way We Was. It's like this was made by people who never watched the original Simpsons episodes. This breaks all kinds of continuity for the show.
And it's not like the backstory was interesting. Marge divorces Homer thinking he was using her as an object listening from a random person, so they move out and she starts dating the man who lied about it and Homer starts a band named Sadgasm. And he becomes more and more depressed without Marge to the point where he injects needles in him. And the stupidest part is this episode wants you to worry: Will Marge and Homer get back together? It's a freaking backstory what do you think?
Marge dumps the guy and gets back to Homer in the end. Oh but I thought they would NEVER get back together! This episode should not have been made.
Anyway this episode doesn't make any sense. Homer and Marge tell their backstory about them in college which apparently happened in the 90's. Yeah they seemed really low on ideas so they changed the continuity just for an episode. If you don't remember, Homer and Marge grew up before the 90's as established in the season 2 episode: The Way We Was. It's like this was made by people who never watched the original Simpsons episodes. This breaks all kinds of continuity for the show.
And it's not like the backstory was interesting. Marge divorces Homer thinking he was using her as an object listening from a random person, so they move out and she starts dating the man who lied about it and Homer starts a band named Sadgasm. And he becomes more and more depressed without Marge to the point where he injects needles in him. And the stupidest part is this episode wants you to worry: Will Marge and Homer get back together? It's a freaking backstory what do you think?
Marge dumps the guy and gets back to Homer in the end. Oh but I thought they would NEVER get back together! This episode should not have been made.
The best of the season
12 March 2021
Holy crap I wasn't expecting what happened in this episode. This episode parodies The Terminator movies in a very clever way. In this episode, a Stewie from
another dimension creates a robot Peter which causes it to glitch up and set to kill him, so he tries to go stop his other-dimension-self. I really love everything that happens. From the jokes, to the story, to the characters, it's all just perfect. Definitely give this episode a watch for those who hate today's Family Guy episodes.
DREADFUL
6 March 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Both episodes suck! Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful just tortures Squidward for no reason! He keeps getting tickets and it's not even funny, and he sometimes he gets tickets for stupid stuff like Squilliam littering (not a joke he actually gets blamed for that.), having garbage on his property, and Spongebob building him a garbage house and statue.
But you think that episode is bad, oh man A Pal For Gary is up there with the worst episode.
Spongebob feels bad for leaving Gary home alone a lot, so he steals a pet for him. I'm not joking about that he actually just takes a pet and we don't even see if he payed for it. Spongebob names him Puffy Fluffy (which sounds stupid), but it turns out Puffy Fluffy hates cats, so he tries to attack Gary everytime, and Spongebob thinks Gary doesn't like Puffy Fluffy.
At night Gary of course has to sleep with Puffy Fluffy to which he tries to eat Gary, and Spongebob still thinks Gary doesn't like him. But Gary sees that Puffy Fluffy has turned into a disturbing monster and all throughout the night tries to eat Gary, and Spongebob doesn't even wake up to hear what's happening. Deaf idiot.
The next morning, Spongebob finds his house trashed and blames Gary for it for some stupid reason. Then Spongebob finds Gary being eaten by Puffy Fluffy. And the most infamous part is what caused people to despise this episode.
Spongebob says: "Gary! You put Puffy down right now! Bad boy Gary! Bad! Bad! Bad boy Gary! Bad! Bad Gary! Bad!"
Yes Spongebob clearly sees Gary being eaten and he punishes Gary?! WHY?! THIS MAKES NO SENSE?! IS THIS MEANT TO BE FUNNY?! WHO WOULD FIND THIS FUNNY?! THIS IS ANIMAL ABUSE!
Then Puffy Fluffy tries to eat Spongebob and he's STILL MAD AT GARY! And Gary ends up saving Spongebob and makes Puffy Fluffy run away, and of course, Spongebob is still mad at Gary. I hate Spongebob so much. In the end, Spongebob ends up taking Gary to work everyday now so he won't feel bad. Yep that's how it ends.
This episode is abhorrent. I can't believe someone would even make this. The only part I liked was how Spongebob says enchiladas. That's it. It's bad if the only part I liked was only one word a character says. Don't ever watch A Pal For Gary please.
But you think that episode is bad, oh man A Pal For Gary is up there with the worst episode.
Spongebob feels bad for leaving Gary home alone a lot, so he steals a pet for him. I'm not joking about that he actually just takes a pet and we don't even see if he payed for it. Spongebob names him Puffy Fluffy (which sounds stupid), but it turns out Puffy Fluffy hates cats, so he tries to attack Gary everytime, and Spongebob thinks Gary doesn't like Puffy Fluffy.
At night Gary of course has to sleep with Puffy Fluffy to which he tries to eat Gary, and Spongebob still thinks Gary doesn't like him. But Gary sees that Puffy Fluffy has turned into a disturbing monster and all throughout the night tries to eat Gary, and Spongebob doesn't even wake up to hear what's happening. Deaf idiot.
The next morning, Spongebob finds his house trashed and blames Gary for it for some stupid reason. Then Spongebob finds Gary being eaten by Puffy Fluffy. And the most infamous part is what caused people to despise this episode.
Spongebob says: "Gary! You put Puffy down right now! Bad boy Gary! Bad! Bad! Bad boy Gary! Bad! Bad Gary! Bad!"
Yes Spongebob clearly sees Gary being eaten and he punishes Gary?! WHY?! THIS MAKES NO SENSE?! IS THIS MEANT TO BE FUNNY?! WHO WOULD FIND THIS FUNNY?! THIS IS ANIMAL ABUSE!
Then Puffy Fluffy tries to eat Spongebob and he's STILL MAD AT GARY! And Gary ends up saving Spongebob and makes Puffy Fluffy run away, and of course, Spongebob is still mad at Gary. I hate Spongebob so much. In the end, Spongebob ends up taking Gary to work everyday now so he won't feel bad. Yep that's how it ends.
This episode is abhorrent. I can't believe someone would even make this. The only part I liked was how Spongebob says enchiladas. That's it. It's bad if the only part I liked was only one word a character says. Don't ever watch A Pal For Gary please.
Brian's a bad father indeed...
22 February 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Season 12 was the darkest time for Family Guy, and this episode is no exception.
In this episode, Brian sees that his son Dylan from The Former Life Of Brian returns to Quahog to star in a tv show. So he decides to be around him not because he cares about him, but just to show off his career. Yep they're not kidding with the title.
And here's something stupid: There's a deleted scene where Brian and Dylan actually start bonding with each other. Yeah they cut out a highlight of the episode and it gets worse.
Brian basically gets hired for the show Dylan is in. After Brian gets fired, Dylan realizes what Brian was trying to do and never wants to see him. Next Brian feels horrible and wants to make it up to him, but instead has Stewie apologize for him. And of course Dylan accepts Brian's forgiveness and happy end for them.
That's pretty much it for the main plot, but the side plot is actually even worse than this one believe it or not!
The side plot begins with Peter, Quagmire, and Joe hunting. I'll admit I liked a couple of parts like a bird thinking he's getting laid and a bunch of deer beating up Peter. But it all goes downhill immediately when Peter intentionally shoots Quagmire just to prove his safety was on. Yes he does that on purpose.
Quagmire understandably doesn't want to be friends with Peter anymore. Stupid thing about this plot: We're suppose to side with Peter even though he's the one who started this mess. And every bad thing that happens to Peter, we're suppose to feel sorry for him. I don't feel sorry for this fat jerk, I'm actually rooting for all this bad stuff to happen to him.
And now here is the most insulting, abhorrent, depressing joke ever on the show. Here's how it plays out:
Peter: "Hey Lois if I was gonna kill myself, do I slit my wrists this way or this way?"
Meg: "Sideways for attention, longways for results."
Lois: "Meg is right."
Peter: "Alright I'll be in the garage."
I know! What kind of joke is this?! And even worse, this is not a deleted scene, this was in the episode as it aired on television! Yes they cut out Brian and Dylan's happy bonding, but kept in Peter about slitting his wrists! WHAT IS WRONG WITH WHOEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THIS?! Peter even admits whoever is watching this is 14 years old earlier in the episode. Oh yes! Let's show 14 year olds how to commit suicide! Also remember this scene is all meant to be funny.
In the end, the only way for Quagmire to become friends with Peter again is to have him shoot Peter which they end up doing and that's how it ends. Well not before mocking handicapped people with Peter in a wheelchair.
This episode is absolutely horrible. Both plots suck, Brian and Peter are awful characters, the writing is beyond terrible, most of the comedy are pitiful (especially that wrist slitting joke), and one of Family Guy's pathetic attempt at being heartwarming.
And that's not all the problems with the episode. There's a scene where Peter gives Susie (Joe's baby daughter) a... uh... I'm not gonna say it because it disgusts me. Anyway this episode is an abomination. I hope no one else has to see it ever.
In this episode, Brian sees that his son Dylan from The Former Life Of Brian returns to Quahog to star in a tv show. So he decides to be around him not because he cares about him, but just to show off his career. Yep they're not kidding with the title.
And here's something stupid: There's a deleted scene where Brian and Dylan actually start bonding with each other. Yeah they cut out a highlight of the episode and it gets worse.
Brian basically gets hired for the show Dylan is in. After Brian gets fired, Dylan realizes what Brian was trying to do and never wants to see him. Next Brian feels horrible and wants to make it up to him, but instead has Stewie apologize for him. And of course Dylan accepts Brian's forgiveness and happy end for them.
That's pretty much it for the main plot, but the side plot is actually even worse than this one believe it or not!
The side plot begins with Peter, Quagmire, and Joe hunting. I'll admit I liked a couple of parts like a bird thinking he's getting laid and a bunch of deer beating up Peter. But it all goes downhill immediately when Peter intentionally shoots Quagmire just to prove his safety was on. Yes he does that on purpose.
Quagmire understandably doesn't want to be friends with Peter anymore. Stupid thing about this plot: We're suppose to side with Peter even though he's the one who started this mess. And every bad thing that happens to Peter, we're suppose to feel sorry for him. I don't feel sorry for this fat jerk, I'm actually rooting for all this bad stuff to happen to him.
And now here is the most insulting, abhorrent, depressing joke ever on the show. Here's how it plays out:
Peter: "Hey Lois if I was gonna kill myself, do I slit my wrists this way or this way?"
Meg: "Sideways for attention, longways for results."
Lois: "Meg is right."
Peter: "Alright I'll be in the garage."
I know! What kind of joke is this?! And even worse, this is not a deleted scene, this was in the episode as it aired on television! Yes they cut out Brian and Dylan's happy bonding, but kept in Peter about slitting his wrists! WHAT IS WRONG WITH WHOEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THIS?! Peter even admits whoever is watching this is 14 years old earlier in the episode. Oh yes! Let's show 14 year olds how to commit suicide! Also remember this scene is all meant to be funny.
In the end, the only way for Quagmire to become friends with Peter again is to have him shoot Peter which they end up doing and that's how it ends. Well not before mocking handicapped people with Peter in a wheelchair.
This episode is absolutely horrible. Both plots suck, Brian and Peter are awful characters, the writing is beyond terrible, most of the comedy are pitiful (especially that wrist slitting joke), and one of Family Guy's pathetic attempt at being heartwarming.
And that's not all the problems with the episode. There's a scene where Peter gives Susie (Joe's baby daughter) a... uh... I'm not gonna say it because it disgusts me. Anyway this episode is an abomination. I hope no one else has to see it ever.
Peggy Hill you are stupid
10 February 2021
Warning: Spoilers
I'm a fan of King Of The Hill, but like many good shows, it manages to have at least one episode that is a stinker. And oh boy this one is pretty bad.
Peggy substitutes for a Spanish class and goes on a field trip to Mexico. While on the bus, she makes everyone and the bus driver to speak Spanish even though she sucks at it. Wait why is she teaching Spanish then?
Next they arrive at a butcher shop and thought it was a carnival since she confused the Spanish word for it with a carnival. Then when it's time to leave, a little girl name Lupe offers Peggy to buy some gum, but Peggy thinks she's a student and takes her on the bus. Excuse me but Peggy don't you have a list of students in the class? Apparently not since she took a little girl who wasn't in the class.
Then she realizes she kidnapped the girl and decide to bring her back, but gets arrested. Now here's where the episode gets stupid. The jury let's Peggy go because she accidentally kidnapped a girl.
So in other words, this episode says it's ok if you accidentally kidnapped someone, they'll let you go. What kind of message is that? Accidental or not, you get arrested for kidnapping anyone! The side plot with Hank getting sexually harassed by a female cop is bad too. Like I said I like this show, but this episode is worth skipping over.
Peggy substitutes for a Spanish class and goes on a field trip to Mexico. While on the bus, she makes everyone and the bus driver to speak Spanish even though she sucks at it. Wait why is she teaching Spanish then?
Next they arrive at a butcher shop and thought it was a carnival since she confused the Spanish word for it with a carnival. Then when it's time to leave, a little girl name Lupe offers Peggy to buy some gum, but Peggy thinks she's a student and takes her on the bus. Excuse me but Peggy don't you have a list of students in the class? Apparently not since she took a little girl who wasn't in the class.
Then she realizes she kidnapped the girl and decide to bring her back, but gets arrested. Now here's where the episode gets stupid. The jury let's Peggy go because she accidentally kidnapped a girl.
So in other words, this episode says it's ok if you accidentally kidnapped someone, they'll let you go. What kind of message is that? Accidental or not, you get arrested for kidnapping anyone! The side plot with Hank getting sexually harassed by a female cop is bad too. Like I said I like this show, but this episode is worth skipping over.
The Adventures of Kid Danger
(2018)
One of the worst things I've seen in the past few years
9 January 2021
I watched each episode last year in 2020, and most of them sucked. While a few were alright, there were so much garbage episodes.
Seriously why did they make an animated version of Henry Danger? It just feels completely unnecessary.
Each episode has different problems, but the main problem with this show is the animation. Every character design looks like they were from a 2000's educational website with no budget.
Most of the episodes are either boring, annoying, have painfully unfunny moments, filler, unlikeable characters, or even all of the above.
You might as well watch Henry Danger because even though I don't like that show, it's MUCH better than whatever this crap is.
Seriously why did they make an animated version of Henry Danger? It just feels completely unnecessary.
Each episode has different problems, but the main problem with this show is the animation. Every character design looks like they were from a 2000's educational website with no budget.
Most of the episodes are either boring, annoying, have painfully unfunny moments, filler, unlikeable characters, or even all of the above.
You might as well watch Henry Danger because even though I don't like that show, it's MUCH better than whatever this crap is.
Best episode of Arthur
6 January 2021
This episodes deals with the concept of being a victim in a 9/11 setting. While the episode isn't really about 9/11, it's like what happens being a victim in a 9/11 situation.
Arthur's school is on fire and after everyone leaves, they refuse to go back because they're too scared of what happened. Thankfully they have firefighters talk to the kids about everything will be fine.
This episode deals with something very serious and treats with respect. This episode is simply amazing.
Arthur's school is on fire and after everyone leaves, they refuse to go back because they're too scared of what happened. Thankfully they have firefighters talk to the kids about everything will be fine.
This episode deals with something very serious and treats with respect. This episode is simply amazing.
The Christmas Chronicles
(2018)
Getting coal would've been better
24 December 2020
This movie sucks. The story sounded fine, but the writing and the unlikeable characters killed it definitely. Everything that happens felt forced and comes off as messy writing. And this movie is also filled with annoyance from either the characters (mostly), or the idiotic writing. I prefer to just stick with other much better Christmas movies.
What exactly is the point of this one?
13 December 2020
Warning: Spoilers
After hearing about this episode, I didn't know what to expect. But my god it was worse than I thought it was gonna be.
Basically, Stewie goes to a child psychologist and all that happens is him talking to his psychiatrist. Mostly nothing happens just Stewie talking.
This episode is suppose to reveal the truth about Stewie, and they do by revealing his real voice for some reason. Like why did Stewie fake his voice then? Is he embarrassed by it? We don't get an explanation.
And then there's a gross scene where Stewie starts singing while snot runs from his nose and into his mouth. Like ew... It's like someone really liked the gross scene in New Kidney In Town and decided to make it worse.
Then Stewie's Psychiatrist gets a heart attack and Stewie refuses to help him after telling him everything about him. Yes I know Stewie is an evil baby, but this feels like it came out of nowhere. I mean Stewie just wanted some help and the guy was trying to help. That's horrible!
The ending was very pointless. It cuts to Stewie waking up like he was dreaming, but no he said tells Brian that he killed someone and it just ends there.
Seriously what was this episode trying to accomplish? Everything about this episode is just messy. I'm calling this episode non-canon. This episode is terrible to me. I'm just gonna stick with the old Family Guy. Because Family Guy has been downhill since then.
Basically, Stewie goes to a child psychologist and all that happens is him talking to his psychiatrist. Mostly nothing happens just Stewie talking.
This episode is suppose to reveal the truth about Stewie, and they do by revealing his real voice for some reason. Like why did Stewie fake his voice then? Is he embarrassed by it? We don't get an explanation.
And then there's a gross scene where Stewie starts singing while snot runs from his nose and into his mouth. Like ew... It's like someone really liked the gross scene in New Kidney In Town and decided to make it worse.
Then Stewie's Psychiatrist gets a heart attack and Stewie refuses to help him after telling him everything about him. Yes I know Stewie is an evil baby, but this feels like it came out of nowhere. I mean Stewie just wanted some help and the guy was trying to help. That's horrible!
The ending was very pointless. It cuts to Stewie waking up like he was dreaming, but no he said tells Brian that he killed someone and it just ends there.
Seriously what was this episode trying to accomplish? Everything about this episode is just messy. I'm calling this episode non-canon. This episode is terrible to me. I'm just gonna stick with the old Family Guy. Because Family Guy has been downhill since then.
The Henry Stickmin Collection
(2020 Video Game)
Best game of 2020
6 December 2020
Warning: Spoilers
This game is awesome. I love the story it tells, the adventure Henry goes on, the crazy shenanigans that happen, and there are so many cool references throughout.
Sorry this review is short. This game gets a 10/10 for me.
Sorry this review is short. This game gets a 10/10 for me.
The best Simpsons episode to date
22 November 2020
Warning: Spoilers
Now there are many debates on what people think the best episode is. For me I would say Mother Simpson.
Homer's mother unexpectedly returns when news think Homer was dead, but she has a deep secret about her.
This episode is very sad, it turns out that she's wanted for a crime she committed a long time ago. So she had to abandoned Homer and Abe had to tell him that she's dead.
When the FBI is about to find her, Homer quickly takes her away and we get a very sad ending where she says bye to Homer one last time. And Homer stares at the sky while the credits roll.
This episode is very emotionally amazing. It tells a great story about Homer and his mother. And this is why classic Simpsons episodes are the best of the series. This episode is definitely worth a watch.
Homer's mother unexpectedly returns when news think Homer was dead, but she has a deep secret about her.
This episode is very sad, it turns out that she's wanted for a crime she committed a long time ago. So she had to abandoned Homer and Abe had to tell him that she's dead.
When the FBI is about to find her, Homer quickly takes her away and we get a very sad ending where she says bye to Homer one last time. And Homer stares at the sky while the credits roll.
This episode is very emotionally amazing. It tells a great story about Homer and his mother. And this is why classic Simpsons episodes are the best of the series. This episode is definitely worth a watch.
A sweet and funny episode
16 November 2020
Warning: Spoilers
I liked this episode. The new Family Guy episodes can be good sometimes. Like this one for example.
Meg falls in love with Bruce and are planned to get married. But it turns out Bruce is gay and he gets married to his boyfriend.
Second plot: Peter gets his arms ripped off and only has tiny hands now. And now he has to deal with it.
This episode is funny and sweet especially with Meg's plot. Meg is very likeable and is the best character in the episode. And Peter's tiny hand shenanigans are hilarious to me.
So whether you like the new Family Guy episodes or not, I recommend you watch some episodes like this one. Because I really enjoyed this one.
Meg falls in love with Bruce and are planned to get married. But it turns out Bruce is gay and he gets married to his boyfriend.
Second plot: Peter gets his arms ripped off and only has tiny hands now. And now he has to deal with it.
This episode is funny and sweet especially with Meg's plot. Meg is very likeable and is the best character in the episode. And Peter's tiny hand shenanigans are hilarious to me.
So whether you like the new Family Guy episodes or not, I recommend you watch some episodes like this one. Because I really enjoyed this one.
Two great recent episodes!
8 November 2020
I think both of these episodes are awesome! Krusty Koncessionaires was pretty funny and Dream Hoppers was beautifully amazing with its story.
Krusty Koncessionaires has Mr. Krabs serve krabby patties at a concert while he tries to advertise the Krusty Krab. This episode is pretty funny to me. Also we even see the voice actors' names in this as a cameo! And the ending was amazing when Spongebob, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs start playing music at the concert.
Dream Hoppers is kinda like the season 1 episode Sleepy Time, but without voices. And instead have classic beautiful music playing. I really love the music in the episode. It is really beautiful. And Patrick's dream was pretty cool to look at.
So these two episodes are worth watching whether you like the new Spongebob episodes or not.
Krusty Koncessionaires has Mr. Krabs serve krabby patties at a concert while he tries to advertise the Krusty Krab. This episode is pretty funny to me. Also we even see the voice actors' names in this as a cameo! And the ending was amazing when Spongebob, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs start playing music at the concert.
Dream Hoppers is kinda like the season 1 episode Sleepy Time, but without voices. And instead have classic beautiful music playing. I really love the music in the episode. It is really beautiful. And Patrick's dream was pretty cool to look at.
So these two episodes are worth watching whether you like the new Spongebob episodes or not.
This episode ruined Peter's character
6 November 2020
Warning: Spoilers
Fun fact: This is my 50th review on IMDb.
Anyway, in this episode, the Quahog Channel 5 News makes an April Fools prank that the world is gonna end. So Peter does a bunch of stuff before the time runs up.
And when the last 10 seconds are left, Peter literally says: "I just hate being around the kids. Sorry thought I'd just be honest since we're gonna die." So Peter is implying that he hates his own children all these years? That's horrible!
Understandably, everyone is mad at Peter for saying that. So Peter tries to apologize and fails. And it's not even funny. He asks Meg if she's on her period which even she's surprised he asked that. Next he tries to have him and Chris do crystal meth and ends up ripping his eye out. And for Stewie he's still on crystal meth and just jumps through the ceiling.
And how does this episode end you ask? Peter buys everyone an Xbox, and apparently everyone forgives him even though he said he hates being around the kids. This episode is just a mess. Peter is flanderized, it's not funny, it's not even sweet, and it's not even interesting. Do not watch this episode. Just stick with the old Family Guy, because the show really has changed at this point.
Anyway, in this episode, the Quahog Channel 5 News makes an April Fools prank that the world is gonna end. So Peter does a bunch of stuff before the time runs up.
And when the last 10 seconds are left, Peter literally says: "I just hate being around the kids. Sorry thought I'd just be honest since we're gonna die." So Peter is implying that he hates his own children all these years? That's horrible!
Understandably, everyone is mad at Peter for saying that. So Peter tries to apologize and fails. And it's not even funny. He asks Meg if she's on her period which even she's surprised he asked that. Next he tries to have him and Chris do crystal meth and ends up ripping his eye out. And for Stewie he's still on crystal meth and just jumps through the ceiling.
And how does this episode end you ask? Peter buys everyone an Xbox, and apparently everyone forgives him even though he said he hates being around the kids. This episode is just a mess. Peter is flanderized, it's not funny, it's not even sweet, and it's not even interesting. Do not watch this episode. Just stick with the old Family Guy, because the show really has changed at this point.
Pretty cool episode!
3 November 2020
Warning: Spoilers
So I just watched this episode today and I loved it in my opinion.
Peter and Lois get transported to a cutaway that they set up at the same time. What I really like about this episode is the different cutaways they transport to. They even cut to the You Got Aids song Peter sings
And then when they try to go back home, they accidentally bring along Chris, Meg, Stewie, and Brian, so now they're stuck with them. And the solution was decent by killing Hitler in the cutaway where he works out in a gym.
But this episode isn't the best of the series of course. There were a few scenes I didn't like. Like the pointless ending. After they transport themselves back to home, it turns out Peter was just dreaming the whole time. Really that could've been cut out and it would've been the same. And Peter saying his kids suck.
But those are some nitpicks, I think this is one of the better episodes of the new episodes of Family Guy.
Peter and Lois get transported to a cutaway that they set up at the same time. What I really like about this episode is the different cutaways they transport to. They even cut to the You Got Aids song Peter sings
And then when they try to go back home, they accidentally bring along Chris, Meg, Stewie, and Brian, so now they're stuck with them. And the solution was decent by killing Hitler in the cutaway where he works out in a gym.
But this episode isn't the best of the series of course. There were a few scenes I didn't like. Like the pointless ending. After they transport themselves back to home, it turns out Peter was just dreaming the whole time. Really that could've been cut out and it would've been the same. And Peter saying his kids suck.
But those are some nitpicks, I think this is one of the better episodes of the new episodes of Family Guy.
Happy Halloween!
31 October 2020
Warning: Spoilers
At the time of this review, it's Halloween 2020. And I wanna review the two Halloween episodes from season 1.
Scaredy Pants: Spongebob wants to scare people, so he has Patrick shave him to make him look like a ghost. I love this episode. I like the writing of it. Also this is the Flying Dutchman's debut (unless you count Squidward The Unfriendly Ghost) And the ending was amazing where it shows what Spongebob looks like after Patrick shaved him. Overall: Perfect episode.
I Was A Teenage Gary: A lot of people don't like this episode. I really don't know why. I thought it was pretty cool. The title is a parody of I Was A Teenage Werewolf. In this episode, Squidward has to watch Gary for 3 days, but he forgets about it. Resulting in Gary needing a doctor. Squidward has to inject Gary with snail plasma, but accidentally injects Spongebob. Which causes Spongebob to turn into a snail. And then stalk Squidward and then he turns into a snail after accidentally getting himself injected with it too. So overall: This one is pretty awesome too.
So both episodes gets a 10/10
Scaredy Pants: Spongebob wants to scare people, so he has Patrick shave him to make him look like a ghost. I love this episode. I like the writing of it. Also this is the Flying Dutchman's debut (unless you count Squidward The Unfriendly Ghost) And the ending was amazing where it shows what Spongebob looks like after Patrick shaved him. Overall: Perfect episode.
I Was A Teenage Gary: A lot of people don't like this episode. I really don't know why. I thought it was pretty cool. The title is a parody of I Was A Teenage Werewolf. In this episode, Squidward has to watch Gary for 3 days, but he forgets about it. Resulting in Gary needing a doctor. Squidward has to inject Gary with snail plasma, but accidentally injects Spongebob. Which causes Spongebob to turn into a snail. And then stalk Squidward and then he turns into a snail after accidentally getting himself injected with it too. So overall: This one is pretty awesome too.
So both episodes gets a 10/10
The episode where Stewie's head cracks open... That's awful...
28 October 2020
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Now before I begin my review/rant, I just wanna say I'm really confused on these ratings people give to certain episodes. Like some good episodes get low ratings while the worst get good ones. Why? Do people like bad episodes more than good ones?
Anyway, here's my review/rant on Brian Griffin's House Of Payne. I like how it begins with Stewie imaging himself in space shooting people. But it all goes downhill when the actual plots begin.
Main plot: Brian makes a sitcom, but gets ruined by James Woods. Not much to say about it. Just boring and forgettable. But the side plot, oh God it's even worse.
Chris and Meg accidentally push Stewie down the stairs, causing Stewie's head to crack open and become unconscious. So instead of taking to a doctor, they cover up and not tell anyone. I understand that's more realistic, but come on it's a baby with his head busted open! You're suppose to take them to a doctor!
So then Peter finds out and guess what he does...
If you don't know, he tries to cover it up too! I'm not kidding. How does he cover it up? By having Lois accidentally run Stewie over making it look like she was the one who caused it! I am dead serious that actually happens. So when they FINALLY take Stewie to the hospital, everything goes back to normal. And that's how it ends.
Oh did I mention since this is a season 8 episode, the head cracked open looks grotesque? Yeah they made it worse as the episode goes on. And there's even a scene where a raccoon starts tearing up Stewie's head! Jesus! This episode is full of child abuse! I'm surprised this wasn't banned from television, because this is an outrage. I have never seen any other episode do this crap.
So my rating: 1/10 For being boring, gross, and just cruel.
Anyway, here's my review/rant on Brian Griffin's House Of Payne. I like how it begins with Stewie imaging himself in space shooting people. But it all goes downhill when the actual plots begin.
Main plot: Brian makes a sitcom, but gets ruined by James Woods. Not much to say about it. Just boring and forgettable. But the side plot, oh God it's even worse.
Chris and Meg accidentally push Stewie down the stairs, causing Stewie's head to crack open and become unconscious. So instead of taking to a doctor, they cover up and not tell anyone. I understand that's more realistic, but come on it's a baby with his head busted open! You're suppose to take them to a doctor!
So then Peter finds out and guess what he does...
If you don't know, he tries to cover it up too! I'm not kidding. How does he cover it up? By having Lois accidentally run Stewie over making it look like she was the one who caused it! I am dead serious that actually happens. So when they FINALLY take Stewie to the hospital, everything goes back to normal. And that's how it ends.
Oh did I mention since this is a season 8 episode, the head cracked open looks grotesque? Yeah they made it worse as the episode goes on. And there's even a scene where a raccoon starts tearing up Stewie's head! Jesus! This episode is full of child abuse! I'm surprised this wasn't banned from television, because this is an outrage. I have never seen any other episode do this crap.
So my rating: 1/10 For being boring, gross, and just cruel.
Terrible moral
25 October 2020
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In this episode, Peter gets his glasses broken so he has to wear contacts, resulting in his boss Angela to see him in a different way. Then Angela just grabs Peter's butt and acts very creepy to him now.
And of course Peter is traumatized by this and tells Lois. But Lois says men can't be sexually harassed by women. NO. That is wrong. Anyone can be sexually harassed by anyone no matter what gender they are.
So next Peter goes through hell by Angela continuing to harass him. Then Peter gets the idea to have Quagmire hide in his shirt and have sex with Angela. But it doesn't work when she finds out. Then she fires Peter and he becomes relieved.
But later Peter sees Angela trying to kill herself, so he rescues her. And then we get the moral which is botched up. According to this episode, it's ok for a lady to rape a man if she's lonely. NO. Lonely or not, ladies do NOT have a right to rape men. So that should've been the moral, but instead we get a terrible one.
Overall: This episode sucks
And of course Peter is traumatized by this and tells Lois. But Lois says men can't be sexually harassed by women. NO. That is wrong. Anyone can be sexually harassed by anyone no matter what gender they are.
So next Peter goes through hell by Angela continuing to harass him. Then Peter gets the idea to have Quagmire hide in his shirt and have sex with Angela. But it doesn't work when she finds out. Then she fires Peter and he becomes relieved.
But later Peter sees Angela trying to kill herself, so he rescues her. And then we get the moral which is botched up. According to this episode, it's ok for a lady to rape a man if she's lonely. NO. Lonely or not, ladies do NOT have a right to rape men. So that should've been the moral, but instead we get a terrible one.
Overall: This episode sucks
10/10 for My Leg! Not Ink Lemonade.
23 October 2020
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My Leg! Is a great episode. They took the show's most memorable running gag and made it an entire episode with a cool story and funny moments. And the song at the end is cool too.
As for Ink Lemonade, I did not like it. It was gross, disturbing, had poor writing, Patrick being a jerk, and Squidward torture. No joke, Squidward shoots ink out of his nose and when everyone drinks it, they love it, until they find out what they've been drinking. And the ending made it more nauseating, Squidward eats a cookie with spider eggs and throws up baby spiders and that's how it ends.
So basically, My Leg! Is an awesome episode: 10/10
Ink Lemonade: 1/10
As for Ink Lemonade, I did not like it. It was gross, disturbing, had poor writing, Patrick being a jerk, and Squidward torture. No joke, Squidward shoots ink out of his nose and when everyone drinks it, they love it, until they find out what they've been drinking. And the ending made it more nauseating, Squidward eats a cookie with spider eggs and throws up baby spiders and that's how it ends.
So basically, My Leg! Is an awesome episode: 10/10
Ink Lemonade: 1/10
This has a 7.1?! Are you people serious?!
17 October 2020
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This is a Peter torture episode. Peter accidentally shoots Cleveland's son, and now Cleveland hates Peter and claims it as a hate crime and now everyone hates Peter.
Sounds bad on paper already, but it gets worse. Peter tries to find a way to end it, but fails. And there's this scene where Lois beats up Peter because he's stupid while Peter cries and is in pain. And Peter just lets her beat him up. Why?! Why do these characters not do anything about the situations they're in?! Like Stewie in Brian Writes A Bestseller!
Oh and at the end Cleveland Jr is evil. Which came out of nowhere. Oh and guess what? They never explain what Cleveland Jr was doing outside at night. They have him outside at night because that's where the episode needs him to be.
Also Peter is accused of being racist. You need proof to see if he is actually racist, but instead everyone acts like a freakin' hypocrite and saying he IS racist! Also this episode is a rip off of Brian's A Bad Father's side plot where Peter shoots Quagmire on purpose. But here it was an accident. And poor Peter has to go through hell in this episode.
One more thing, this episode is racist. Extremely racist. Black people would find this episode racist too. But apparently these IMDb voters love this episode and the other worst episodes of the series. I mean 7.1?! Really?! Do you people even watch these episodes before giving them a rating?! Overall, this episode is up there with the worst episode.
Sounds bad on paper already, but it gets worse. Peter tries to find a way to end it, but fails. And there's this scene where Lois beats up Peter because he's stupid while Peter cries and is in pain. And Peter just lets her beat him up. Why?! Why do these characters not do anything about the situations they're in?! Like Stewie in Brian Writes A Bestseller!
Oh and at the end Cleveland Jr is evil. Which came out of nowhere. Oh and guess what? They never explain what Cleveland Jr was doing outside at night. They have him outside at night because that's where the episode needs him to be.
Also Peter is accused of being racist. You need proof to see if he is actually racist, but instead everyone acts like a freakin' hypocrite and saying he IS racist! Also this episode is a rip off of Brian's A Bad Father's side plot where Peter shoots Quagmire on purpose. But here it was an accident. And poor Peter has to go through hell in this episode.
One more thing, this episode is racist. Extremely racist. Black people would find this episode racist too. But apparently these IMDb voters love this episode and the other worst episodes of the series. I mean 7.1?! Really?! Do you people even watch these episodes before giving them a rating?! Overall, this episode is up there with the worst episode.
One of the worst recent episodes
14 October 2020
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Ok I like Family Guy, I really do. But God they made so many bad episodes. But this episode is worse than most of the episodes over the years.
Why do I hate it? I'll explain: Peter accidentally gets a tree chopped down with his chainsaw killing a squirrel's parents. So Chris and Stewie take care of it. That sounds pretty cute, but oh my god this screwed it up so badly here. Everything goes well, until Brian just comes out of nowhere and mutilates the squirrel! I'm not kidding! It just comes out of nowhere! I actually shouted WTF at that part!
And as if the episode couldn't be worse, Stewie blames Chris for the squirrel's death! What?! Is he stupid?! He would never be that stupid! And Chris blames Stewie for it too! And now this episode becomes a rehash of season 5's Chick Cancer. Turns out they were just so upset over the squirrel's death. Oh and Brian doesn't appear in the episode again. Literally after killing the squirrel, he doesn't make appear once after it, so he doesn't get any punishment for it. I really hate it when episodes of shows have characters not getting punished for what they did.
The side plot is pretty forgettable, but so much better than the main plot. Dr. Hartman makes Peter taller to his actual height. Not much happens after it. All that happens is Peter annoys some people, and then becomes upset being tall, so he makes Lois turn him to normal, or very small as it happens.
So the side plot was ok, but the main plot is what made me give this a 1/10. I would give it 0 stars if I could.
Why do I hate it? I'll explain: Peter accidentally gets a tree chopped down with his chainsaw killing a squirrel's parents. So Chris and Stewie take care of it. That sounds pretty cute, but oh my god this screwed it up so badly here. Everything goes well, until Brian just comes out of nowhere and mutilates the squirrel! I'm not kidding! It just comes out of nowhere! I actually shouted WTF at that part!
And as if the episode couldn't be worse, Stewie blames Chris for the squirrel's death! What?! Is he stupid?! He would never be that stupid! And Chris blames Stewie for it too! And now this episode becomes a rehash of season 5's Chick Cancer. Turns out they were just so upset over the squirrel's death. Oh and Brian doesn't appear in the episode again. Literally after killing the squirrel, he doesn't make appear once after it, so he doesn't get any punishment for it. I really hate it when episodes of shows have characters not getting punished for what they did.
The side plot is pretty forgettable, but so much better than the main plot. Dr. Hartman makes Peter taller to his actual height. Not much happens after it. All that happens is Peter annoys some people, and then becomes upset being tall, so he makes Lois turn him to normal, or very small as it happens.
So the side plot was ok, but the main plot is what made me give this a 1/10. I would give it 0 stars if I could.
More like Failure On Evergreen Terrace
12 October 2020
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Why does this exist? The whole point of this episode is to force you to be sad. Literally they want you to be sad. It's not meaningful. This episode is just mean spirited.
Bart accidentally sets the Christmas tree on fire and buries it to hide it so he can lie saying they were robbed. So the whole town of Springfield gives them lots of money, even having two orphans give them their only dollar that so happened to be their vitamin money. Yeah they are desperately trying to make you sad instead of having a purpose to be sad.
Then the Simpsons buy a new car which gets destroyed almost immediately, which is pointless. If it didn't happen in the episode, everything would've been the same. Eventually Bart tells what really happened saying he burnt the tree by accident, and instead of everyone forgiving him, Lisa and Homer start strangling him. Really? Why would you do that? That's not interesting to watch, that's just mean.
Then everyone finds the tree buried and are mad at the Simpsons turning against them. Then we just watch a montage of people being mad at them and it goes on for a long time. Then everyone apologizes for their behavior, only for Marge to see that everyone just starts taking everything in their house, even their pets. Why?! Haven't they suffered enough yet?!
But the only thing they have is a cloth. And this episode says it's ok that you're broke, you have each other. I mean isn't that what Christmas is all about? Heh heh... No. Just, no. I really can't believe The Simpsons would do this. I have never seen any other season 9 episode be this cruel. This episode sucks. Just stick to the older Christmas specials than this piece of crap.
Bart accidentally sets the Christmas tree on fire and buries it to hide it so he can lie saying they were robbed. So the whole town of Springfield gives them lots of money, even having two orphans give them their only dollar that so happened to be their vitamin money. Yeah they are desperately trying to make you sad instead of having a purpose to be sad.
Then the Simpsons buy a new car which gets destroyed almost immediately, which is pointless. If it didn't happen in the episode, everything would've been the same. Eventually Bart tells what really happened saying he burnt the tree by accident, and instead of everyone forgiving him, Lisa and Homer start strangling him. Really? Why would you do that? That's not interesting to watch, that's just mean.
Then everyone finds the tree buried and are mad at the Simpsons turning against them. Then we just watch a montage of people being mad at them and it goes on for a long time. Then everyone apologizes for their behavior, only for Marge to see that everyone just starts taking everything in their house, even their pets. Why?! Haven't they suffered enough yet?!
But the only thing they have is a cloth. And this episode says it's ok that you're broke, you have each other. I mean isn't that what Christmas is all about? Heh heh... No. Just, no. I really can't believe The Simpsons would do this. I have never seen any other season 9 episode be this cruel. This episode sucks. Just stick to the older Christmas specials than this piece of crap.
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