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Drive-Away Dolls (2024)
A bag of oregano...
This movie is like the first time you thought you bought a baggie of Marijuana....
Oh man this is going to be great you think but something is just a little off but you insure yourself it looks and has the same Characteristics.
Now we have a condition. God light her to the bowl and smoke is coming out. And for some reason, all you can think of is Italian food again. You reinsure yourself everything looks right? It kind of smells familiar. But then you realize you were ripped off. This isn't whathought it was. This is garbage total trash. I've been ripped off why? Why? And now you're left with nothing but a headache.
Why?
Our Flag Means Death (2022)
Ugh why
Such a great cast and .... so much potential and ugh why.
First couple of episodes are funny and awkward and then it was like the writers needed a tax write off.
They literally poured gasoline on an orphanage and watched the bodies burn.
Every time it has the opportunity to turn the corner more gasoline.
They burn the ashes bury them dig them up rinse and repeat.
I have a feeling that the writers were held in an alphabet concentration camp and the writers who said maybe I will redeem a character slowly and no one will notice and BOOM a rainbow bullet to the back of the head.
Plus is it was only 2 seasons.
Candyman (2021)
The mirror
When you're inside looking out you can only see things that are looking against you but when you're outside looking in you can see you can see clearly this movie is consistently looking from inside out and looking inside out it's blurry and only has one direction.
Don't Look Up (2021)
Tell me you're mentally unstable with out telling me you're mentally unstable
LoL, why is common sense something that you can base a 2 hour movie on?
And also At least Bruce Willis put in a little more effort when he made the movie.
Love Hard (2021)
Root canals are less painful
Horrible! This dude catfish's a reporter and long story short they basically just remade the proposal. Oh, here's the kicker the characters are offended by everything until they're not. Train wreck of a movie with a kinda Christmas theme because they also needed to copy just friends or any Ryan Reynolds movie from the early 2000s. If you like the worst part of any Judd aptow movie this is for you.
Dexter (2006)
My dark passenger is a slice of life
This show is a cut up master piece. You'll be tied up with the need to binge this series. A constant cat and mouse series. Only down fall is the character Deb. Ugh! Horrible acting horrible story for her so boring.
Truth Seekers (2020)
Smyle
Very watchable, funny ...so many hidden doors. Twist and turns and the story grows. What neat little world.
Bill & Ted Face the Music (2020)
Non non non heinous
They changed the formula. Dave Grohl was the only rocker.
Everything Sucks! (2018)
90s nostalgia
Kate is a bish! All the other cast are likeable and interesting. Wish a 2nd season happened. On the other side it's PG-13+ victorious from nickelodeon.
Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn (2020)
Dollar store Deadpool knock off
As soon as Rosie Perez is on camera it deflates the whole movie. Even though they changed the Huntress story a bit. I would off watched that. Huge swing and a miss!
Oh and ewan McGregor you expect ahi tuna and get cat food.
#BlackAF (2020)
Petty #af
It's got moments and then it goes into a social lesson on how paint dries and if you don't watch paint dry the same way then you're white.
100 Humans (2020)
Socially brainwashed orange man bad
It's funny! Myth busters done by boring #woke comedians. The 100 make it worth watching.
The Expanse (2015)
Careful or you'll miss it
Every thing happens for a reason. Just little call backs or phrases through out.
Ford v Ferrari (2019)
It got better and better!
The first half an hour I was thinking how long is this movie. Then I looked back down and an hour and half had passed and was ready for more. You get so involved into the movie the real world melts away. This hasn't happened in a long time. You will be entertained!
Fantasy Island (2020)
Should of been on a streaming platform
It would be AWESOME on Netflix I would benge watch a ten episode season.
Single Parents (2018)
Rory banks is the worst character ever!
This show is an easy 10 until Rory comes on screen and a 1.
Brad Garrett and the twins are hilarious.
Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts (2020)
New Shoes with poo on the bottom
It's ok and then identity politics slide in. Ugh. How about just let the adventure happen. The mcguffins run through deep in each episode so do the non consequences.
It Chapter Two (2019)
Just a clown
A Road kill skunk doesn't stink as bad as this movie!
Magnum P.I. (2018)
Kumo
Kumo is the worst character. So annoying. I like this show but fast forward past any Kumo stuff. Please kill this character off. More Bobby Lee!
The Dead Don't Die (2019)
Well someone made a movie
I think this would of been a super funny 10 episode mini series on Netflix or prime. Instead we got this. Well someone made a movie good for them!
Tarantula (2017)
Kinda king of the hilly
A fun little show surprisingly it wasn't a fox animation domination program.
Aladdin (2019)
Eh
It was a movie. Seen better seen worse. Wouldn't own but fun to sing along. It felt like it failed to find it's feet. Wait to see it on Netflix. Don't go out of your way.