A 'scientific' group go hunting for a legendary flower in Borneo, 2 Doctors among them. Let the fun unfold.
Take 7 individuals who wouldn't look out out place along the fashion catwalks of the world, pump up the men like body-builders, make the women super-sexy (especially when perspiring in skimpy tops) and add a generous splash of ridiculousness (unlike this movie, that word is real).
Lead by Bill Johnson (Johnny Messner), the group heads up a river in Borneo and comes across an animal that doesn't exist there. First mistake. Messner's character is, thanks to fancy scripting, ex-Special Services. Wow. I wondered why he was as cool as a cucumber, shaved with a blunt 12" Bowie knife and managed to kill a large crocodile single-handedly. Just for the record, he talks with a husky whisper and has some of the most implausible lines I have ever heard.
The 'scientists' loose the first of their own when one of these giant snakes attacks and snatches him to the waters below. As if by total magic, none of these 'scientists' can actually identify what took him. Everyone sees the snake but everyone HAS to ask "what was THAT?".
No-one in the group appeared to be over 30 and none of them seemed to been prepared for life in the jungle - but on board Johnson's beaten-up plywood boat, the 'Bloody Mary', all seems to be well and a laptop computer buzzes away in the background.
When Gordon Mitchell is taken, he's in a state of paralysis. The snake (weighing a little less than a ton, we can surmise by it's size) can easily slip through the inter-twining beams of a native's jungle hut without so much as a creak of a bamboo rafter. The remaining group decide to torch the jungle hut to kill the snake. As it happens, this scene takes place during a wild and torrential rainstorm - but the jungle hut, as you can guess, goes up in flames like a tinder-dry forest.
One viewer left a note to say that they 'turned the movie off when the monkey died'. Just goes to show how much people were really paying attention to this absolute cinematic wreck. Another said "brilliant movie", followed by no less than 6 exclamation marks. Enough said.
What a load of utter bilge. Come on ... it's got more holes in it than Swiss cheese.
Take 7 individuals who wouldn't look out out place along the fashion catwalks of the world, pump up the men like body-builders, make the women super-sexy (especially when perspiring in skimpy tops) and add a generous splash of ridiculousness (unlike this movie, that word is real).
Lead by Bill Johnson (Johnny Messner), the group heads up a river in Borneo and comes across an animal that doesn't exist there. First mistake. Messner's character is, thanks to fancy scripting, ex-Special Services. Wow. I wondered why he was as cool as a cucumber, shaved with a blunt 12" Bowie knife and managed to kill a large crocodile single-handedly. Just for the record, he talks with a husky whisper and has some of the most implausible lines I have ever heard.
The 'scientists' loose the first of their own when one of these giant snakes attacks and snatches him to the waters below. As if by total magic, none of these 'scientists' can actually identify what took him. Everyone sees the snake but everyone HAS to ask "what was THAT?".
No-one in the group appeared to be over 30 and none of them seemed to been prepared for life in the jungle - but on board Johnson's beaten-up plywood boat, the 'Bloody Mary', all seems to be well and a laptop computer buzzes away in the background.
When Gordon Mitchell is taken, he's in a state of paralysis. The snake (weighing a little less than a ton, we can surmise by it's size) can easily slip through the inter-twining beams of a native's jungle hut without so much as a creak of a bamboo rafter. The remaining group decide to torch the jungle hut to kill the snake. As it happens, this scene takes place during a wild and torrential rainstorm - but the jungle hut, as you can guess, goes up in flames like a tinder-dry forest.
One viewer left a note to say that they 'turned the movie off when the monkey died'. Just goes to show how much people were really paying attention to this absolute cinematic wreck. Another said "brilliant movie", followed by no less than 6 exclamation marks. Enough said.
What a load of utter bilge. Come on ... it's got more holes in it than Swiss cheese.
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