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The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising (2007)
Like the great classics, Like Waterworld.
I am quick to love movies, especially ones set in Britain. This one could not pull me in if it had a rope around my neck. The actors of this film do not deserve any ire. They did the best that they were told to do. Which involved over-emoting and false drama. For that the director deserves horrible ratings. The real villain of this movie is the writer. Now, I have not read the book, I pray that it is better than this waste of an hour and 39 minutes. Though if the screenplay is based on the book, it is probably 26 pages long. The dialog was uninviting, there was not a shred of suspense. Everything was stumbled upon or told immediately by another character. I give credit to the producer, the money spent on the actors was probably worth it I did think that there was a bit of integrity because of the actors (I was wrong). Though in the future they ought to spend more on rewrites. The screenplay writer needs to never work with the pen again. It would be better that way. Don't spend money on this. Take the time to find a place that is still showing Stardust, if it is 2 counties away, still worth more than subjecting your self to this terrible "coming of age" fiasco. I want my money back.
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
X3 = worst movie of the year
If you have ever read an X-Men book you know exactly why this is the worst movie. Colossus is Russian!!!! It is integral in his storyline, read "Bloodline." Kitty and Colossus, read the same series. Rogue = one of the most powerful mutants, watch the freakin' cartoon Juggernaut, not a mutant, too much back story, Xavier's Brother, should have been left alone. The story of the Phoenix is also much too involved to even try to begin to cover adequately in three movies, let alone one!!! Next, let's talk about the Morlocks. They were not warriors, they were misfits. They were the prime candidates for the "cure." Magneto would have been better off with a bunch of rats that swam in a sewer than with all of the morlocks. Storm needed new dialogue "Which side will you be on?" "At least I have picked a side." "Do you have the strength to do what needs to be done?" don't those all sound the same? Again, Colossus, Russian, strong, cool. This movie made him: American, weak, the suckzors. Best part of the movie: It ended.