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Andor (2022)
Episodes 4 and 5 Were Boring Storytelling
Episodes 4 and 5 were just plain boring storytelling and barely rate 1 star. I rated Episodes 1-3 at 10 stars so.... 5 is the true rating SO FAR that "Andor" deserves overall.
This is why the many who now complain that the show is a terrible bore speak out, yet others who rate the more "mature" nature of this show at a 10 are not wrong either.
I too believe the mature character developments revealed in the 2 hrs of Episodes 4 & 5 were welcome in this series. But in any current movie of 2 hr duration, no more than 20 mins would have been sufficient to tell it, never a full 2 hrs that just draaaaaagged on!
So the future rating of the completed "Andor" series is yet to be determined by it's next episodes. More storytelling like in Episodes 4 & 5 will of course mark it as the most "mature" Star Wars story to date, but also make it the most appalling and absolute bore!
The Aliens (2016)
Couldn't rate it a zero
This show is just awful. The lead character is in no way written to be a comedy performance... think of the word "pathetic" personality instead. The female lead, well I'm sorry but this just has to be said, Helen of Troy launched a thousand ships... Lilyhot of Troy would sink a million d*icks. I'm afraid alien female Lilyhot is just totally LilyNOT. I actually began putting my hands over my eyes during her scenes and just cannot conceive of any male lead falling for her.
So.... the show has no visual appeal, the comedy is pathetic -- not funny and the story line is a flop rendition of a now worn out concept rip-off. Don't waste your hour, this is a zero rate show and the worst British production I have yet to ever see.