michaelscelza Reviews

Blackout (VI) (2022)

Someone save Josh, please

[2/10 · 28 December 2022]

Josh is a great actor but I guess everyone needs to get paid every now and then. Hopefully his choice to do this movie didn't hurt his future.

It's very hard to follow. I don't know if it was a comedy or an action movie.

Nick Nolte is terrible in this movie. The fact that he did this movie makes me believe the studio had something on him. Maybe he was blackmailed into doing this movie. I just feel bad for him.

But the real villains in this movie, isn't the writers and the directors (who suck) but the actors agents. They should be arrested for telling their clients to do this movie.

The inly good part to the movie is when they run away at the end. They were running from this movie. Literally the actors were running away from this movie.

Locke & Key (2020–2022)

What happened to this show....

[5/10 · 15 August 2022]

First season was great. 2nd season started off good and so did 3rd but then Body starts ruining everything again. The writing in this show makes him out to be the most naive idiot ever. How many times does he have to learn the same lessons over and over. It's so frustrating that I stopped watching the 3rd season 4 episodes in. It's just stupid.

From (2022– )

Great show, spooky but

[8/10 · 14 April 2022]

It's a great show. Very spooky but slow moving. Too many unanswered questions. Too many loose ends. If it doesn't get picked up for a 2nd season then EPIX has lost a subscriber for life. So has the shows producers and front runners. Because obviously they can't do their job correctly if the show doesn't get picked up for another season.

Morbius (2022)

Very cool

[7/10 · 2 April 2022]

After reading the reviews and knowing how many times they postponed the opening, I didn't expect too much. However I was pleasantly surprised. Special effects are cool and the story moves nicely. It didn't try to be funny, like VENOM did, but it was able to find a nice groove. End of credit scenes are terrible. Make absolutely no sense. Most likely they were added by some moronic Sony exec. Ignoring the end of credit scenes, the entire movie was fun. And I'm hoping they do the sequel soon.