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Justice League (2017)
At least it's not BvS.
Let's start with the characters. From best to worst IMO, Batman; Ben Affleck was great. He played both Batman and Bruce Wayne near- perfectly. Aquaman; The only one with a brain. He was probably the funniest, and I am so happy they didn't use the Orange and Green suit. Wonder Woman; Pretty much the same performance as in her solo movie, and that's good. Flash; Funny at times, cringey when not. Cyborg; He enunciates well. Jeremy Irons is also good as Alfred.I'd put him in the middle. The Plot;
This is the worst part of the movie. It starts by aggressively flinging you around the World, introducing everyone. Something about Box, characters, Box, characters. Speaking of those boxes, the villain Steppenwolf, is horrible. He has no motivation other than 'I destroy stuff'. Oh, and get this... Superman comes back. I'll bet you had NO IDEA that was gonna happen. He forgets who he is, Wonder Woman tries to get him to 'Remember who you are, Simba' Lois comes in to make him remember, and the have some romantic banter, probably written by George Lucas. 'You smell good' 'I didn't before?'. The third act comes on and they fight Steppenwolf, and ironically, dies the same way as Jeremy Iron's Character in Lion King. Eaten by his minions. That's the movie. It seems like a short summary, but despite the movie being 2 hours, it feels like 3. Oh, and if you want to do a twist, don't list Henry Cavill SECOND IN THE OPENING CREDITS.
Antboy (2013)
The Worst Movie Ever Made.
You know this is going to be a bad movie when one of the plot keywords is 'Urination'. The only reason this isn't 1 star is that the comic book opening titles are drawn well, and this is slightly enjoyable ironically. More clichés than every other movie combined. "I want to be noticed." "I want to be less ordinary." "No one knows I exist." Horrible English dubbing. It's probably more enjoyable and understandable in Danish. This is worse than Good Burger.
The Adventures of Tintin (2011)
Severely Underrated
The Adventures of Tintin is an Indiana Jones-type adventure, spanning across the globe, with likable characters, and a cunning villain, voiced by Daniel Craig. The animation is fantastic, and it really helps you feel like you're part of the action. My favourite scene is when Captain Haddock (played by Andy Serkis) has a flashback to his pirate ancestor, fighting off intruders. My one criticism is when Captain Haddock fights the villain. With a crane. A crane sword fight. It's fun to watch but it's so unbelievable.
A movie that should be brought up more. 8/10