Dante47 Reviews

Jumanji: The Next Level (2019)

The Rock is trash

[1/10 · 4 February 2020]

I think his movies suck. All of them. He is trash. I have no respect for a man who goes and buys out the gym for a day because he wants the gym to himself. What a selfish jerk. No one really cares about you unless they suffer from CWS.

Jexi (2019)

Bad reviews are written by morons

[8/10 · 12 January 2020]

It's a good movie. Its funny. Period. Not the funniest but worth a watch at home like one reviewer stated. Oh like I said bad reviews are usually written by morons and they never help me with my decision to watch a movie but rather confuse me.....unless its an actual well rounded review.

Pet Sematary (2019)

Sick of crap reviews and one sided ones. Just watch

[8/10 · 14 May 2019]

Firs t and foremost I wish I could erase the existence of some users on here so I never read their garbage opinion because the reviews they do are such atrocious pieces of crap I can't even get insight on a movie anymore. Its either "The worst ever" or "The best ever." Come on really what the heck is wrong with all of you? What you thin your some type of professional director type that knows everyuthing?



Anyway for this movie its was a solid movie. Nothing to great but worth a watch if you curious if it's worth watching. Acting was on point with well known actors. Music was tense and scary. There was a few scenes that gave me a jump. Story was good considering I don't remember the original movie. The ending was meh but not terrible. It's worth watching so just watch and don't be a jerk.

Legends of Chamberlain Heights (2016–2017)

Honest Review

[10/10 · 2 February 2019]

I just started watching this show and I immediately stsrted talk trash because of the animation. However once the character started talking I was like omg. I agree the animation sucks but the show is funny. I even had few time where my mouth dropped from what I was hearing. Its funny for sure. Give it a whirl its pretty funny.

Green Book (2018)

At first I didn't want to see this movie but glad I did!

[10/10 · 19 December 2018]

At first I didn't want to see this movie but glad I did. What a phenomenal movie. First sometimes movies that are true stories are always a pleasure which I didn't know it was moments before it started. Acting was on point, the history of the men's friendship was funny and had its ups and downs. It also showed racism which was nice to further show how dumb people were and still are about it but then again Morgan Freeman said it best. " It's only around because people keep talking about it." But back to the movie it had its laughs, sad moment and just an all around solid movie I'm glad I went and watched it.

Arrow (2012–2020)

Anti Marvel

[9/10 · 14 November 2018]

I love the arrow show. Yes of course its gotten kinda dumb here and there and it has to have it politically correct junk in it well as un necessary as it is but overall its got good action, drama, and good acting. Solid show. GO D.C.!!!!

Smallfoot (2018)

Good movie for kids to learn

[8/10 · 14 November 2018]

Like another user stated this movie has so many messages its nice to know they trying to teach kids these days. So other than that its was entertaining, funny, and just really enjoyable.

The Hollow (2018–2020)

Ending not that bad. GET OVER IT

[10/10 · 27 October 2018]

First and foremost again most people are upset that it's not the "ending they wanted" and simply thats all it is. You can't rate a movie off an ending because it not the one you wanted thats simply childish. This was a rare show that had a twist of an ending and I thought it was overall solid. Entertaining and keeps you guessing. Like one reviewer said make sure you pay attention the last episode. Solid acting and binge worthy. I cannot stress enough if you see someones title that says "bad ending" dont even bother reading it. One kid goes on paragraph after paragraph how upset he is how he wanted it to be and should have done this, and who produced it should be fired, and the way he wanted it end blah blah blah. Pfffff go make movies yourself then.

So if your wondering if you should watch it go ahead and enjoy it's entertaining, funny, action packed, and bit of mystery.

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis (2008– )

Downright terrible

[1/10 · 14 October 2018]

I don't know how show has the rating it has or maybe it's just not my humor. First off I 've seen these actors when they do real interviews and this is all staged from start to finish and none of it is genuine like the other reviewer said. I watched six episodes and I did not once laugh. Like I said the humor might just not be my style. I think its only for hardcore Zach Galifianakis fans that just die to be his fan boy fan or something like that. It's just downright terrible and I will never watch anything else that has Galifianakis has done. He was only good in the hangover and that's where he ended for me everything else he's done is mediocre in my opinion.

Action Point (2018)

Terrible

[3/10 · 25 September 2018]

I 'm not going into great detail about this movie but I really tried watching it and I fell asleep after an hour so I don't know if my review is truly viable but it's downright terrible. I think it because I was expecting to see a Jackass movie so I was kinda let down. The few stunts I saw of Knoxville was funny but the story just blew along with the acting so yeah. If you watch the movie you need to get high like another reviewer stated.

The Predator (2018)

Honest solid Review. Period

[7/10 · 21 September 2018]

Ok first off I shouldn't have to say this but the intelligence of users makes me have to but NOTHING will ever live up to an original of any movie period. So for anyone to go to a sequel and it to expect it to surpass its predecessor is naïve, ignorant, and just plain senseless. So with that being said lets jump into this.

I rated it a seven because it wasn't "trash" and also it wasn't an Oscar winner. Everyone who gave this movie a 1 star and did nothing but cut the movie down for "What it should have been personally just for them" shouldn't be allowed to rate anything at all. Of course we all have our qualms with movies but everyone's entitled with their opinion But to not give it proper review is selfish and helps no one make a decision to go see a movie or not. So Shane Black explained he wanted a sequel to further explore the predator history / mythology. So with that's what Mr. Black wanted that's technically as far as you should take it. No less no more. SO with that being said the movie did hit on that so it was accomplished in my eyes. It paid homage to the original with music and what not nd few things I won't spoil but it did overall ok. So The movie had mediocre special effects which was nice to see in XD along with the action scenes which were nice to. The acting wasn't to bad. However I do agree to many action movies now a days has to much comedy in them and not enough seriousness like I've stated before in other movie reviews so that I can concur with other reviewers. So just go watch the movie it is good but DO NOT go in thinking it will live up to Arnold's because it wont. For anyone to ever think it would have is just...................I don't know I have nothing to say for that. I see to much 1987 this 1987 that why do you people do that to your selves? It will never happen to any of the classics. Just don't watch them like I didn't even watch total recall Remake. Why?

So if you want to watch film by Shane Black then go watch, the user nassahdeys said it best "just have fun". Also I have to 100% concur with user KJ Proulx's review lukewarm haha well said sir but it gave a decent experience.

Horizon Zero Dawn (2017 Video Game)

It wont dissapoint

[10/10 · 12 September 2018]

First off this is coming from someone who has been playing games for 25+ years. This game is absolutely beautiful. I went from start to finish without even knowing how long I was playing and be fore I knew boom I had a platinum trophy. Story is solid, all characters are awesome especially Alloy, controls are exceptional, music and sound is excellent, and fun factor is through the roof. I am actually replaying the game and going through the DLC Frozen Wilds and they added an extra hard difficulty setting which I love for a real challenge. I guarantee if you pick this game up you wont be putting it down.

Vikings (2013–2020)

Solid enjoyable show along with a little history

[10/10 · 11 September 2018]

First off I need to state that I am Asatru so I guess this review is a little biased so ill keep it short. First off this show is pretty solid. It gives you history on the Norse people / North men / Asatru. The characters are solid, the action is solid, and the drama is solid. If you like the old Vikings and what not this show is for you!!!!!!

Hitman (2016 Video Game)

Honest review from yours truly

[10/10 · 11 September 2018]

Well I'm going to write this because it doesn't have enough. This game is excellent. It's gameplay is smooth, sounds and music is on point, controls are smooth and easy, fun factor is through the roof! If your a fan of the other games then this one will not (should not) disappoint. I've had yet to not like a Hitman game. This game has it all like mjd859 states, exploring, collect, and you can replay and try it a different way. I've also heard people complain you die to quick if you don't go stealth. um I do that myself and do die but then again theres times I don't.....so I don't know what to say about that. Buy this game!!! lol

Predator (1987)

When Movies were done right

[10/10 · 10 September 2018]

This is hands down my favorite movie of all times so I decided to write a review on it. Action, action, suspense, no CGI, solid actors. Its sad that movies aren't this good anymore it really is. There's a good story and actors who know how to act. I cant really describe it maybe its like our parent told us "They don't makem like the used to." It feels like all action flicks aren't original in a way, to much comedy in them and not enough seriousness in it. This film has it all I can never get tired of it. I'm not going to repeat what every other user stated of what aspects make it good. So if your young and haven't seen it.....watch it and keep in mind they don't makem like they use to haha

The Nun (2018)

Too much hype for nothing

[5/10 · 10 September 2018]

First off not a horrible movie but then again it wasn't great by any means. Acting was good, spooks were rare if any, music was good, story was mediocre. I think the problem with this movie is that it was so hyped up it failed to deliver. I wish I would have waited for it to come to Netflix instead of going to the theaters. It did not have that spooky / scary jumps as you would expect and enjoy on the big screen. I was disappointed but its still worth watching. Wait for it to come out to watch at home.

The Meg (2018)

Honest Review / Just watch it

[7/10 · 20 August 2018]

I feel like I have to make a review on this movie only because I do base watching most movies I'm not sure about off of user reviews. First and foremost this movie wasn't the best and way far from bad like I saw some people say. Now because People are to far right or left minded in their opinion I'm writing this. The movie has a decent story line it's pretty solid because I don't know what other story they could put to do battle with a Meg. Is it far fetched at time? Sure but you know what? It's a movie not a "lets see how realistic we can make it." Could it really happen with some of the effect and stunt Statham does? Perhaps but not likely. The acting is solid and no complaints there. Effects? Awesome and had some nice visuals. But if your wondering if you should sit down and watch it I say yes I was actually a little more surprised and thought it was better than I thought. Its is almost like a modern day Jaws. I basically came on here to say it did not "suck" like some say. Some people think all movies need to be a masterpiece / 10 stars to be worth a watch. pfffff I gave it a seven because it's a above average movie and I might watch it again when it come to DVD.

The Snowman (2017)

Really? Previews were better

[4/10 · 31 October 2017]

I'm giving it a 4 because it wasn't completely worthless but still pretty bad. First you need to really pay attention. I try to watch all movies but it was really hard for me to keep trying to get into it. Acting was fine and story was a good concept and that's as far as it goes. It was SLLLLLOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW. Once you see and figure out what's going on your kind of like "k hurry up and get to the end already". So wait for this one to be on Netflix not worth seeing in the theater at all. I felt like the previews looked better than the actual movie. It was thrilling or fearful at all.

Kill Command (2016)

Worth watching for sure!!!!!

[10/10 · 31 August 2017]

This is my first time writing a review after using IMDb since 1995 to get all my movie info and think it's time to start writing reviews seeing as Iam a movie maniac and watch all movies good and bad. First this movie I had doubts. Didn't know the actors not sure who the director was. But for the amount of bad movies that have come out for the last decade, this movie is pay dirt. Solid action scenes, great actor (for not knowing any of them), solid story.....low budget yes but hey its really good. People say its predictable.... I didn't think so but everyone can say any movies predictable.

I will be writing more review for folks since a majority of good flicks I have seen helped me watch good ones. I feel like movies now a days are just completely........ I dunno the word but Hollywood's not trying anymore. The last solid film was mad max fury road.

Anywhoo watch this movie if your a military,sci fi, action fan.