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Hocus Pocus 2 (2022)
It's a family movie don't take it too seriously
As soon as I heard about this being made I knew people wouldn't be happy about it and already guessed what the majority of the reviews would be its a given at this point, people love to live in nostalgia.
Bette,Kathy and Sarah still have their characters down & loved every minute they were on screen and where all the laughs come from.
Not as good as the first one? It's alright it still exists and you can rewatch it as many times as you like.
It's a perfectly fine family movie with some great performances from the main cast and it takes nothing away from the first movie.
Why do reviews have to be so long!
Watcher (2022)
You've seen this movie a million times before but this time its set in Romania!
Its all here, the woman who's not believed and the man who doesn't believe her.
You know the "hysterical" just stressed out woman who turns out to be right all along.
Like all of these movies its predictedable, has stupid fake outs and stupid people.
Whos watching the watcher? I suggest nobody should.
Resident Evil (2022)
All the directions they could of went with and they chose boring!
With all the source material from resident evil over the last 26 years they could of done so much with this, I don't even mind a new original story based in the universe, they could of had real fun with this or made dark and gritty but went with boring teenage melodrama?!
I dont get it, and makes me appreciate the last resident evil movie that came out earlier this year & I didn't even really like that much.
Don't waste your time, there is nothing here for resident evil fans, nothing for zombie movies or TV show fans, I don't know who this was made for, Netflix pockets perhaps?
Martha Is Dead (2022)
Don't buy at full price!
Boy, I heard this game being bigged up as a great new disturbing horror game with parts even too spicy for PlayStation, i was intrigued and got it..what a mistake that was.
First off it was just boring, I found myself wishing I could skip dialogue you can't btw much to my further annoyance later on especially.
It's not scary, theirs no jump scares, not that I care about them they are overused & lazy but yeah i guess some scenes are what some people would find gross & triggering, but not once did I ever feel like i was playing a horror game.
Also this game currently a buggy/glitchy mess! The game must of crashed about 10 times, game mechanics didn't work meaning loading past saves. Hence annoying no skip dialogue option, you would walk into a room it wouldn't render for like 2-3 seconds.
Also bugger me, the speed of the running in this game was awful, infuriating in fact, like if this was on purpose to create some sort of suspense or atmosphere it just doesn't work when there's literally nothing going on and the main part of this game is running up and down to the same places & the bike in it wasnt worth pumping the tire up for.
All i kept thinking is "i can't believe i spent £25 on this broken trash" and all the other things i could of spent it on!
But yeah if you're really that interested just watch a youtuber play it at least then you may actually get some entertainment out of it at a much lower cost.